Time to go eat something.
Good Nite.

Tongue

Dont worry, it will only happen if the Republicans are in Office.

Pull up a seat at the Bar Polarity. Ill buy ya a drink.
Um, No I wouldnt kiss ya. I dont kiss strangers.

soap and cold water. Hurry.

Um, no, Joe.

Yes, I like the "Big Bang" Theory,, It has potential.

I was drivin home from work and I had to cough. Easy enough, but when i coughed i had a similar reaction out my azz and craped my pants. I could feel it all messed up in there and I was scared it would leak out onto my seat. I drove home the rest of the way leaning back in the seat trying to keep my azz off the bottom. Yuch.

This reminds me of a story.
I was relaxing at the Las Vegas Hilton poolside,when one of my Fans recognized me. This guy is a scrawny lookin guy with black hornrimed glasses and yeah, he isnt wearing pants. He has on this tight fitting speedo swimsuit with what I can only describe as a large Squirrel tucked inside. Now this guy comes walking over to my recliner and stands right in front of my face. Ill tell you i just about jumped right out of that thing into the pool. But when he told me he was a fan and wanted my autograph well I gave it up pronto with my best wishes. You see if he had been wearing pants, I would in all likelyhood ordered another drink from him thinking he was the waiter. Oh well.

Smooocharoo.

Well, you should have seen me Last Week!!

Many great things have been accomplished without pants.

Dude, Chin up and keep punching. You arent goin to get anywhere if you dont try.

Its probably his Room and after a 13 hour drive, Id be wanting a room too.
Its my guess she doesnt want him around her own house, so she brought the kids to him.
Its ok to feel insecure about it. One thing though, you have to give her some trust. She will like you alot more if you support her in this.

If you are going to stick around awhile, then why dont you join the boards here and make some friends. That way you can discuss all these things as they happen. Who knows you might even get lucky.

Well, if you're like me, It just tastes better with a Drink.

"JusLittleOl'Me"

Mah Gawd,
How true how true. Im gonna have to use that material on my next show.

Too Late.

Well hello there CarolAnne.
We have had such warm weather out here in California. I cant seem to give it away. We really could use some rainy weather but it just isnt happening.
Sorry for all you cold people.