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OMGOSH!!!
  this was the BEST!!! I'm still laughing.... 
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Double dose
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ROTFLMBO!!! |
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Topic:
The little boy Joke
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U GOTTAH LUV IT!
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Topic:
No more Girls Night Out
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Oh noooooooooooooo!
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Topic:
8 - 10 inches
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dang!
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Topic:
The little boy Joke
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I had to share this joke-LOL! :-)
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home so she puts her lover in the closet not realizing that her son is hiding in there. The little boy says ''It's dark in here'' The man replies ''Yes, it is'' Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together once again. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that s@#t again!''
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lol
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One for Us Ladies.....
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Nice!
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Topic:
Burnin' rubber
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Wow!!!
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Topic:
finish my sentence - part 26
Edited by
Queenbee
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Tue 12/11/12 05:52 PM
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.... will make us all relax and...
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Topic:
email virus
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lol!
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Topic:
Labor
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lol! |
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Topic:
Coming home from the ball
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LOL! that was a good one!
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I like this joke.
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Topic:
Batman?
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I luv IT!!!
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Edited by
Queenbee
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Fri 03/16/12 06:31 PM
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Baby lotion.....
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Topic:
church jokes
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Topic:
Government work
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OUCH!!!
 that was a good one!
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Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friend's house!" "What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son. "What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom
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