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Topic:
Why did I get divorced?
Edited by
Queenbee
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Wed 10/08/14 11:45 AM
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Joke....
Why did I get divorced? 
Well, last week was my birthday. My husband didn't wish me a happy birthday.  My parents forgot  and so did my kids.  I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.   He asked me out for lunch.  After lunch, he invited me to his apartment.  We went there and he said, "Do you mind if I go into the BEDROOM for a minute?"  "Okay," I said. He came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my husband, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!"  while I was waiting on the sofa.........
.... Naked. 
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For me its goodbye best friend.Although my mother did teach me to always give my old toys to those less fortunate.
I'm with U Rubicat......it would be time 4 a new BFF 4 me.  Would never trust her again.
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Inform her that when he tells her "Don't worry, it isn't done growing yet!", it's a lie 
When what isn't done growing? 
Didn't think I needed to draw a picture
I like pictures! 
Make it a flip-it for Leigh. I want a pop up. Be creative. 3D. u r all soooooo funny!! a POP-UP!!! ROTF!!! 
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What would you do if you found out your best friend was having sex with your EX?
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I like this joke
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Topic:
Duh what ? ?
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Topic:
The Lonely Brain Cell
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Topic:
check your surroundings
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OooooooH! Noooooooooooooo!!
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that is just too funny
Yes Rob, I thought so too.
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Edited by
Queenbee
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Thu 10/02/14 07:46 PM
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thank u all......I'm gonna keep trying
hhhhhmmmmmm!  Let me try this now.......
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thank u all......I'm gonna keep trying
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Edited by
Queenbee
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Thu 10/02/14 07:35 PM
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hhhhhmmmmmm!
Let me try this now.......
NOT working 4 meeeeee
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Several days ago, as I left a meeting, I desperately gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys.
They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the car park. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I scanned the car park I came to a terrifying conclusion! His theory was right. The car park was empty.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all.
"Hello My Love", I stammered; I always call him "My Love" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had disconnected, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your bloody car."
This is what they call, " the Golden Years!"
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I need help adding a pic to my post. I've seen it done here... .. but just can not figure out how 2 do IT????? can u PLEASE HELP me?? ija
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I need help adding a pic to my post. I've seen it done here... .. but just can not figure out how 2 do IT????? can u HELP me?? ija
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God is AWESOME !!!
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Edited by
Queenbee
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Sun 09/28/14 03:14 PM
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I want a pony, specifically... a 1967 Mustang Fastback with a 289 high performance engine in mint green. Since we're askin' the internet gahdz to grant wishes.
HEE! HEE! HA! ..
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Here is a knock knock joke... Say knock knock... huh???
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2 guys walked into a bar. Which is really stupid 'cause you'd think that after the first guy walked right into it, the second guy would have seen it. :D :ll Oh my!!! & LOL!!!
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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years, and they were still very clearly in love. While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy, I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names. The old man hung his head. I have to tell you the truth, he said. I forgot her name about ten years ago. Ha! Ha! Hee!!! I really like this JOKE!!!
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