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Wed 12/17/14 06:41 AM
Waste if time
It is to hate
Far too many
As of late.

Point the finger
Create the RED HERRING
Not very creative
But terribly daring.

You can get away doing
No one else can
Hypocrisy is pathetic
You think you're a man?

You lie so much
Like lawyers do
No need to worry
God sees you.

Cannot stand
What others do
But its all ok
Whenever its you.

Criticism is fine
When you dish it out
Directed toward you
It's piss moan and pout.

The more you complain
The better you feel
Less and less friends
They all cannot deal.

When you're all alone
All day and all night
Hate will rule you
Until you see the light.

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Wed 12/17/14 12:06 AM
I love myself
Like no other
Next closest
Would be my mother

So much better
Than all around
Next best thing
Will never be found

Second best
I have never known
Continue attempting
To reach my throne

I'm best of all
Above you and them
Most valuable jewel
The greatest gem

Stand before me
Judge I will
Cut down to nothing
Just for the thrill

Do as I say
Not as I do
Now again known
I'm better than you

I lie to all
Believe what's said
Better than you
Accept what you're fed


I make no claim to any commonly known phrases or quotes


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Tue 12/16/14 11:43 PM

To lame to engage
Thought provoked endeavor
The best reply
Oh, whatever!

Using the mind
Few are good
Most are unable
Blocks of wood

Ignorance common
No one knows all
What not known
Greatest downfall

Claim of expert
So very bold
Actually meet one
Listen what's told

No way of knowing
All there is
Only a god
Passes that quiz

Lie to oneself
Only to blame
Try it on others
Not the same

Intelligent people
Never pretend they are
Seek more knowledge
Act just par

Search for intelligence
Find it? Never
It just may pass you
Then say Oh Whatever!

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Tue 12/16/14 06:29 AM

creative writing? try pissing against the wind


offtopic That is a twisted poem genius not creative writing. When you go to piss against the wind next time try not pointing it upward.laugh

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Tue 12/16/14 02:34 AM
She showed me her feet
A model's could be
Pedicured to perfection
I saw them for free

I thought I'd seen the best
Her perfect legs were great
Perhaps she'd allow me to touch them
On our third or fourth date

It was flawlessly created
That butt was so nice
Getting so excited I had to
Cool down with some ice

I did not believe it
The stomach was in line
So incredible
Absolutely divine

When I saw her breasts
My jaw could only drop
To clean up my drool
I needed a mop

Finally the moment
I had waited with grace
Then what I saw was
A damn butter face

Her face was so ugly
If you only knew
I'd need not one paper bag
But probably two

The acne scares were deep
Like craters on Mars
I could not get passed
Those nasty ole scars

Her nose was pushed up
Like a dog called a pug
Surgery would never improve
That hideous mug

A gap between front teeth
Was so damn awfully wide
Not even rope
Could floss that divide

Wait just a minute
There's a little bit more
Thus un-plucked eyebrows
Cut me right to the core

Her eyes they crossed
looking either which way
Which one could see me
I never can say

The hair was wild
Topping it all
It was wiry as hell
Knotted into a ball

I tried to be
Polite as I could
Checked block and ignore quickly
Or as fast as I could.


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Tue 12/16/14 01:39 AM
Thanks! I like the twisted and whimsical rhyming poems. I could do them all day long.

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Tue 12/16/14 01:17 AM
So you think that you
Are really that cute
Let's go ask
A deaf and blind mute

So you think that you
Are really that pretty
Under all of that makeup
You look very shi77y

So you think that you
Are really that hot
Add everything else about you
And you're definitely not

So you think that you
Are really that beautiful
Applying layers of makeup
Becomes awfully dutiful

So you think that you
Are really that nice
I've felt more comfortable
Around drowned rats and dead mice

So you think that you
Are really that great
I guess no one told you
You're the subject of hate

So you think that you
Are really that sweet
You're a pain in the posterior
Or like the bunions on your feet

So you think that you
Are really that divine
No one wants to hear it
You big squalling swine




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Tue 12/16/14 12:39 AM
They cut the hair off
So you won't know
Those spots up top
Where hair won't grow

Where a ball cap
To hide the non-dew
What would happen
If your hair never grew

I'm bald on top
I have nothing to hide
The jokes I make of that
Cause cramps in your side

I know you don't like
Bald guys like me
But that remains to be seen
So I'll let that be

Balding runs in my family
Like 3 of my brothers
It comes from fathers side
Definitely not my mother's

Its great to be bald
Especially during the summer
Except when the sun hits
A burn is a bummer

Its less hair to comb
In the morning its great
Unfortunately though it
Makes it hard to get a date

If I shaved it all off
It still wouldn't matter
I show my damn face
Then watch them all scatter

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Thu 12/11/14 09:32 PM
Early morning or
Late at night
Browse for sheep
Without a fight

Spot one close
Easily obtained
Lick the lips
Not to be explained

Examine the details
Prey to claim
Ensure it is the one
May not shift blame

The chase begins
Game to scatter
Unaware of pursuit
Does not matter

Opens its eyes
For it’s too late
Completely devoured
Not knowing its fate

That’s like first contact
A wolfs stalking jingle
From all of us guys
Here on ole MINGLE!


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Thu 12/11/14 06:52 PM
Find another man to occupy your time. If that doesn't work many people turn to drugs and or alcohol. You can even do drugs and or alcohol while finding another man.

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Thu 12/11/14 06:40 PM
Go ugly early and save your rant.

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Tue 12/09/14 09:51 PM
Romeo, I have found out pretty quick here that if I want a good laugh I can look up your responses/replies. LMFAO dude! Keep up the great work Romeo!

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Tue 12/09/14 09:47 PM
I go to write poems like that with every intention of staying the course. The next thing I know I have drifted back to my twisted whimsical side then deleting it all. That is a good one Tommy.

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Tue 12/09/14 05:52 PM
A lot of truth to that.

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Tue 12/09/14 05:39 PM
Techno, all you need to do now is add the music. Nice job!

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Tue 12/09/14 05:39 PM
English language
If you'd please
Everything else
Is but a tease.

I may copy then paste
What you write
To the translator
Revealing your plight.

I feel your sorrow
Truly I do
But its like everyone else
Looking for new.

We're all here for something
Be patient you know
Love will find you
Then blossom and grow.

I could go on for days
Maybe make you cry
I'm looking for laughter
Or sometimes a cy.

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Mon 12/08/14 04:24 PM
Its all a game. "Be Yourself", "I am who I am", "Kind, gentle, friendly, passionate, devout, devotion, loving, caring, intelligent,......" are words that mean nothing in this virtual world. Though some unfortunate souls do not know the difference between "real" and "virtual" allowing their emotions to overrule reality. The anonymity, which is assumed, in the virtual world is exactly like playing a video game where you are a murderous thug leaving no consequences. The victim, which is also anonymous, can be killed during the video game and not even know it or feel it in any other place than your mind. The people on here who claim they "do not want mind games" or "not into playing games" are the biggest players of games themselves and asking for more players to approach them.

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Mon 12/08/14 03:39 AM
Most guys do not know that the most powerful sex organ of a woman is their brain. Attach yourselves to that and be patient. Women should know enough to come right out and say whether or not what a guy is saying is what they are in the mood to hear or not.

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Sun 12/07/14 05:43 AM
I can say that out of pure boredom and for fun I have given many fakes a run for what they are worth. It can be a bunch of laughs if you save all your communications with them, go back and read for fun. NEVER GIVE MONEY OR ACTUAL REAL INFORMATION IF YOU SUSPECT THEM TO BE FAKE.

I think together we can run them off.

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Sun 12/07/14 05:38 AM
I have embarked on a journey these last several months. I have been a member of several dating websites including ones I paid for. Regardless of the site there are many fake profiles. I'm sure there are not only fake profiles of women luring in men there are most likely fake profiles of men as well, I wouldn't have a clue about fake men profiles. There has to be a better way to combat these fakes? It is far to easy to "lift" photos and get them verified so that is not the answer.

I typically look for the following:
1) poor spelling and grammar
2) a single photo
3) photos that look a little to professionally taken
4) quick to offer email or ask for email (outside email)
5) refer to a hyper-link or link
6) say a close relative died and they are on their own
7) say in profile they are "close to god" or something along those lines
8) profile does not match written portion of profile
9) refer to you as "babe", "baby", "honey", "sweets", "dear", ....

There are many other signs that the profile is fake. If you have been searching for someone for any real length of time you will know what I am talking about here. Feel free to share your frustrations here and with anyone else who has experienced a fake.