um hi

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,
raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river"
Poof? God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give
mestrength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
"God, p lease give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

Wish you were here....without my underwear

ok i'm going to MY room now

Well ummm....i think it's Crystal! :D :D

ha ha ha

but ...umm...no i won't make the cake...LMAO

<gets out my planner> I'm all ready to plan.....where do you want to
start....LOL>..

Hello and welcome to JSH!

Totally agree.

But then again......i'm thinking...there was too sunshine...right after
i broke her nose and kicked him in the balls....

I guess that's what happens when you catch em cheating...LOL

LOL...i'm on vacation for 5 days....YAY!!


LIke i posted in the other post...I've got it all planned out now..LOL

July 3rd (after work) = Party to bring in the 4th.
July 4th morning = Sleep, hoping not to have a hangover.
July 4th night = Party to send the 4th away and bring in my birthday.
July 5th = relaxation, hopefully i won't have too bad of a hangover
July 6th = Travel out of town to see niece on her birthday Niece's
bithday (aww she's gonna be one)
July 7th = Niece's 1st birthday Party.
July 8th = gonna have to rest
July 9th -Dang it..back to work..

I'm still not sure if i took enough days off...LMAO

we all must find humor at our job..if not..we'd prob all
quit...LOL....yeah i for one...couldn't work there if i had to keep a
poker face...i couldn't do it

ok now i want to hear some skynyrd or pink floyd...lol

LOL...i'm glad i'm not the only one...LMAO...

LOL.....i could see that happening where i work...its so funny to watch
men shop for PPE for their wives and girlfriends.

most embarassing thing you've ever said outloud? ..and the minute you
said it you just wanted to disappear.

This should be funny...



Ok mine first...I was in Walmart the other day...and one of the screws
in my glasses feel out...so i took it to the eyeglass place they have in
there...i asked if they had something to fix it. The guy who was
working was like..i'll take care of it...he then took my glasses to the
back..and fixed the screw. Well he comes out hands me my glasses. I
said "Thank you...how much for the screw?"
He saw how red i was turning, and said nothing.

I miss mine...Awww...I can't wait to go back home for a few days over
vacation! Yay...less than 2 weeks to go...woooo

lmao @ you 2

Awww thanks...i love the fact that i have a bar in my kitchen
here...LMAO

although it is almost time to restock i'm getting low on a few things