Lesbonics



1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ..


A licker cabinet.



2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ...


A Klondyke.



3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....


Militia Etheridge.



4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?


Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on
their face.



5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....


Fur Traders.



6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....


A Lickalotapuss.



7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...


Well Hung.



8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...


She was found face down in Ricki Lake.



9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....


Even the pool table doesn't have balls.



10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...


Lick-a-likes.



11. What's the definition of confusion? ...


Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.



12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?


One's a snack cracker…



13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?


100 people that don't do ****.

NOOO I'M NOT PICKING ON ANYBODY!!!

I know it's a dog eat dog world out there!!!



somebody's gotta do it!!! ;)~

They were funny. Surely, someone somewhere is offended and is busy
contacting the ACLU to hunt you down, but in the meantime, they were
worth the read.

catchme thats good and funny! LOL

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

that's good catch, hell with the aclu if they can't take a joke

on behalf of all the pu**y eaters out there. i officially declare those
jokes funny!
lol
don't worry. not offended a lot of those sounded like they took a little
creative thinking to come up with lol!

HALF WERE GOOD. THE OTHERS. WELL I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SAY.

LMAO they were funny girl

Those were great, but as an ex-state employee, I worked hard, can't
vouch for the other 49 though.

Those were awsome!

cute...