The husband had just finished reading a new book, called "You can be the
Man of your House."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing
a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU
need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going
to go upstairs with me, and we will have all the sex that I want. After
that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my
back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.....then, you will massage my
feet and hands. Then after that's all done, guess who's going to dress
me and comb my hair?"....

His wife replied, "The f**king funeral director would be my guess...."


*********Better mind your manners gentlemen!! Ha ha.********

Now that was funny

OMG....LMAO......THAT IS FUNNY

TIGERMAN1956

That would have been my responce