Topic: I'll do ya.....
lilith401's photo
Sun 06/01/08 03:31 PM
LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Hiker that was crazy funny...

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 03:35 PM

LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Hiker that was crazy funny...
Well, I fell in love with your "non-fishy snatch"!!! Hilarious!

lilith401's photo
Sun 06/01/08 03:40 PM
Construction workers....

I'll do ya in the cab of the bulldozer,
I'll do ya like the porn vids showed her

I'll do ya with a monkey wrench,
I'll do ya cus I'm a real big wench

I'll do with a flathead and a phillips,
I'll do ya with my big pouty lips

I'll do ya wearing your leather toolbelt,
I'll do ya even if it gives me a welt

I'll do ya you sexy construction man,
I'll do ya the very best I can!

lilith401's photo
Sun 06/01/08 03:43 PM
I'll do ya cus you made a goody,
I'll do ya with your great big woody

I'll do ya cus it made you happy,
I'll do ya so good you'll get all sappy

I'll do ya right ya great ole dork,
I'll do ya like you're Mindy, not Mork!

Nanoo Nanoo Nanoo!

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 04:20 PM
I'll do ya 'cuz you've lost your mind
I'll do ya since your such a find

I'll do ya like there's no tomorrow
I'll do ya so you feel no sorrow

I'll do ya 'cuz you aren't too stable
I'll do ya on my kitchen table

I'll do ya in your insane state
I'll do ya on a sewer grate

I'll do ya and restore your brain
I'll do ya, 'till you're well again

lilith401's photo
Sun 06/01/08 04:23 PM
I'll do ya even if you're uder the weather,
I'll do ya til you're feeling so much better

I'll do ya after making chicken soup,
I'll do ya and throw ya for a loop

I'll do ya with the measles or the mumps,
I'll do ya with my perky little lumps

I'll do ya with the flu or a cold,
I'll do ya, I'll even do what I'm told

I'll do ya after the cough clears,
I'll do ya kinky, let's switch gears!

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 04:37 PM
I'll do ya on the bunny slope
I'll do ya, pinch, and pull, and grope

I'll do ya on the Mountain slide
I'll do ya, let you slip inside

I'll do ya on the Alpine hill
I'll do ya if you just hold still

I'll do ya in the cozy lodge
I'll do ya, I'm what you can't dodge

I 'll do ya while you're drinking cider
I'll do ya, I'm a man delighter

I'll do ya on the snowy banks
I'll do ya, and you will say "Thanks"





HMontana's photo
Sun 06/01/08 05:17 PM
Um, Hiker? While I appreciate the sentiment and all, a Christmas ham sounds a little painful. Might I suggest a Christmas sausage?

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 05:26 PM

Um, Hiker? While I appreciate the sentiment and all, a Christmas ham sounds a little painful. Might I suggest a Christmas sausage?
I'll do ya, Miss Montana Mommy
I'll do ya with a long salami

HMontana's photo
Sun 06/01/08 05:31 PM


Um, Hiker? While I appreciate the sentiment and all, a Christmas ham sounds a little painful. Might I suggest a Christmas sausage?
I'll do ya, Miss Montana Mommy
I'll do ya with a long salami


laugh laugh That works. Effective, too. Don't ask me how I know.glasses

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 05:42 PM
I'll do ya on a Sunday night
I'll take you to your highest height

I'll do ya on a Monday morn
I'll do ya watching steamy porn

I'll do ya on a Tuesday noon
I'll do ya, blow your big balloon

I'll do ya on a Wednesday dusk
I'll do ya 'till you're dripping musk

I'll do ya on a Thusday twilight
Ill do ya, it's my heart's delight

I'll do ya on a Friday Eve
I'll do ya, while we buck and heave

I'll do ya on a Saturday
I'll do ya, it's your lucky day!

Flarob's photo
Sun 06/01/08 05:57 PM
ya'll are just a scream bigsmile

Flarob's photo
Sun 06/01/08 06:00 PM
I'll do ya till its after dark
I'll do ya till you scream and bark

I'll do ya on your meal of mutton
I'll do ya on your pretty button

I'll do ya till you're not neglected
I'll do ya till you're bo-legg-ed

elwoodsully's photo
Sun 06/01/08 06:05 PM
I'm amazed this thread has NOT been killed..lol

Flarob's photo
Sun 06/01/08 06:05 PM
It is only limited by what you can dream up

Lily0923's photo
Sun 06/01/08 06:11 PM
I'll do you in the graveyard,
until our minds go retard.

I'll do you in the rain,
even if your my bain.

I'll do you on the stairs,
with no worries or cares.

I'll do you on the kitchen table,
after you fix it so it's stable.

I'll do you against the wall,
i'm sorry did you say your name was Paul?


elwoodsully's photo
Sun 06/01/08 06:12 PM
I'll do ya when
I come back from drinking
I'll do ya drunk
that's what I'm thinking

I'll do ya then
and have a bottle
I'll do ya then
your waist I'll throttle

Flarob's photo
Sun 06/01/08 06:19 PM



Um, Hiker? While I appreciate the sentiment and all, a Christmas ham sounds a little painful. Might I suggest a Christmas sausage?
I'll do ya, Miss Montana Mommy
I'll do ya with a long salami


laugh laugh That works. Effective, too. Don't ask me how I know.glasses



LOL Montana love

wyatt1844's photo
Sun 06/01/08 06:42 PM
Edited by wyatt1844 on Sun 06/01/08 06:42 PM
I'll do ya at Chuchill downs
I'll do ya on the pitcher's mound
I'll do ya on the fifty yard line
I'll do ya during overtime
I'll do ya while watching NASCAR
I'll do ya in the local sports bar
I'll do ya on a basketball court
I'll do ya on Fox's Sport Report
I'll do ya one even better
I'll do ya through a double header

hikerchick's photo
Sun 06/01/08 07:29 PM
Edited by hikerchick on Sun 06/01/08 07:29 PM
I'll do ya if you're tall or short
I'll do ya even on life support

I'll do ya if you're bald or hairy
I'll do ya even if you're scary

I'll do ya if you're thin or portly
I'll do ya, I promise I will, shortly

I'll do ya if your eyes are crossed
I'll do ya if yer weenie's lost

I'll do ya if your nose is bulbous
I'll do ya if your breath is sulfurous

I'll do ya if your face is pocked
I'll do ya and you'll say it rocked