I'll do ya wearing just my shoes,
I'll do ya in my under-roos

I'll do ya in my high heeled boots,
I'll do ya in bright polyster suits

I'll do ya in my satin thongs,
I'll do ya 'til it rights all my wrongs

I'll do ya in my favorite jeans,
I'll do ya til you know what pleasure means

I'll do ya wearing my suede blazer,
I'll do ya like ya got zapped by a tazer

I'll do ya like a feminist
I'll do ya if yer bloody pissed

I'll do ya like a crackling fire
I'll do ya like a live hot wire

I'll do ya like a kitty cat
I'll do ya with a baseball bat

I'll do ya when you're old and gray
I'll do ya even if you're gay

I'll do ya in my own sweet style
I'll do ya for a country mile

I'll do ya in the blazing heat
I'll do ya with my wiggly meat

I'll do ya at the county fair
I'll do ya with my charms so rare

I'll do ya very hard and wet
I'll do ya, and you won't forget

I'll do ya when your butt's all red
I'll do ya when I'm next to dead

I'll do ya when you love me true
I'll do ya when my balls are blue

I'll do ya when we're in the sand
I'll do ya when I hear the band

I'll do ya under stars of gold,
I'll do ya til ya don't feel the cold

I'll do ya under clouds of white,
I'll do ya til you're wound up tight

I'll do ya under a bright shining sun,
I'll do ya, it'll be so much fun

I'll do ya under skies of blue,
I'll do ya well, 'cus it's me and you

I'll do ya under the rainbow,
I'll do ya high and low

I'll do ya under the dark of night,
I'll do ya til ya see the light

I'll do ya hand-in-hand
I'll do ya anywhere in the land

I'll do ya in the deep blue sea
I'll do ya when its you and me

I'll do ya under the willow
I'll do ya using leaves for a pillow

You two are awesome!

OMG you two are way too good

This is the best threesome I've ever had!!!

omg did I say that out loud?

I’ll do ya like Red Riding Hood,
I’ll do ya ‘cus wolves do it really good

I’ll do ya like the cow who jumped over the moon,
I’ll do ya and afterwards we’ll spoon

I’ll do ya like the Billy Goats Gruff,
I’ll do ya hard, ‘cus they like it rough

I’ll do ya like Jack, nimble but not quick,
I’ll do ya way better than a candlestick

I’ll do ya like Hansel and Gretel,
I’ll do ya cus I’m pervy and don’t settle

I’ll do ya like all three bears,
I’ll do ya on all three different sized chairs

I’ll do ya like the three little pigs,
I’ll do on that bed of twigs

I'll do ya like a moderator
I'll do ya like people hater

I'll do ya like you're thread is locked
I'll do ya like you're profile's blocked

I'll do ya like you're posting gold
I'll do ya 'till your topic's old

I'll do ya 'till your threads don't fly
I'll do ya and then Just Say Hi

Claps hands while standing!

Bravo! Bravo!

Let's all bow to the "I'll Do Ya" thread Queen.

You guys!!!

I just bookmarked this thread. I can pull it out some cloudy day in the future and relive these laughs.


You guys are are a riot. Lilith, I can't thank you enough, and Flarob - I love your dirty ditties - and Wyatt..welll, I just love everything about Wyatt.

Love to all of you.

You just make us all better

Hiker~ I'm thrilled I have you and the others participating to make me think, and laugh, and let my pervy humor out....

I'll do ya at an Elks convention
I'll do ya with my new invention

I'll do ya 'cuz you flatter me
I'll do ya without batteries

I'll do ya with a tuning fork
I'll do ya 'cuz I love ya, dork

I'll do ya 'cuz you're good to me
I'll do ya and make history

I'll do ya on my keyboard, now!
I'll do ya and you will scream "wow"!

I'll do ya most assuredly
I'll do ya and you'll worship me