ill do ya wearing a vest - ill do ya on my desk - ill do ya doing my very best - and than well take a rest

I'll do ya while we're on vacation
I'll do ya at the filling station

I'll do ya on a scenic tour
I'll do ya with a fishing lure

I'll do ya for a souvenir
I'll do ya with a native spear

I'll do ya on the sandy shore
Ill do ya while the ocean roars

I'll do ya on a hiking trail
I'll do ya in a blinding gale

I'll do ya in Ontario
I'll do ya for a sweet "hello"

hey is this where all the cool people are hangin out???

yep

hiya gorgeous

I'll do ya on a table
I'll do ya with my cable
I'll do ya lickadee split
You'll beg me not to quit
I'll do ya or your knees
Screaming - Don't stop please
In hancuffs like a cop
You'll beg me not to stop

hi baby.

I'd do you under any conditions!

I'll do ya if you wear a hat
I'll do ya if you swing a bat
I'll do ya if you scream my name
I'll do ya if you play my game

(but if you talk about penises and boobies - yer outta luck )

I'll do ya with your hair all shiny,
I'll do ya cus it looks good on YOUR hiney

I'll do ya with your head shaved bald,
I'll do ya like you're Clark Griswald

I'll do ya with your hair in dreads,
I'll do ya in mutliple vibrating beds

I'll do ya with a big bushy mullet,
I'll do ya, I'll force it down your gullet

I'll do ya with your hair styled straight,
I'll do ya safe though, no worries 'bout being 'late'

I'll do ya with a halo of curls,
I'll do ya cus I'm the best of the girls!

I'll do ya in a dress of lace
I'll do ya in closet space

I'll do ya in a full-length gown
I'll do ya while your skirts are down

I'll do ya in a doctor's coat
I'll do ya like an antidote

I'll do ya in a sailor's hat
I'll do ya on the deck so flat

I'll do ya in a sous chef's garb
I'll do ya for some extra carbs

I'll do ya in a fireman's jacket
I'll do ya while I make a racket

I'll do ya in your farmer's jeans
I'll do ya while you're picking beans

I'll do ya with your jammies off
I'll do ya, and then snore, real soft

(((Elaine)))

(((Madam)))

((((lilith)))))

I'll do ya in the kitchen,
I'll do ya so quit your bytchin

I'll do ya in the bath,
I'll do ya to escape your wrath

I'll do ya on the stairs,
I'll do ya til it raises your arm hairs

I'll do ya on the coffee table,
I'll do ya on the throw rug of sable

I'll do ya in front of the roaring fire,
I'll do ya cus I ain't no liar

I'll do ya on the shag carpet,
I'll do ya if you don't tickle my armpit

I'll do ya over the toilet,
I'll do ya if you promise not to soil it!

(Running to get daughters dr. suess books)

The Karma Sutra might help too...

did someone say the intellectual elite had taken over and no sophomoric humor was tolerated? They clearly did not see this thread! shhhhhhhhhh!

Very true!!!

(Going under my bed to find OLD/DUSTY material)

I am in rare form tonight..sorry

My intellect has been put away...let me go retrieve it

I'll do ya like a diet coke,
I'll do ya bubbly, no need to toke

I'll do ya like a glass of milk,
I'll do ya frothy and soft as silk

I'll do ya like a glass of orange juice
I'll do ya like a sexpot Dr. Suess!

Ah, the hell with intellect - let's stick to bawdy..