Topic: Becareful of mushrooms | |
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Don: Joe, I hear you just got married again.
Joe: Yes, for the fourth time. Don: What happened to your first three wives? Joe: They all died, Don. Don: How did that happen? Joe: My first wife ate poisoned mushrooms. Don: How terrible! And your second? Joe: She also ate poisoned mushrooms. Don: And your third ate poisoned mushrooms too? Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck. Don: Oh, I see, she had an accident. Joe: Not exactly. She just wouldn't eat her mushrooms. |
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Why can't you tell knock-knock jokes to a blonde?? .......
Because they go answer the door....LMAO! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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