Topic: Becareful of mushrooms
Topsykretts's photo
Thu 06/05/08 08:03 AM
Don: Joe, I hear you just got married again.
Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.
Don: What happened to your first three wives?
Joe: They all died, Don.
Don: How did that happen?
Joe: My first wife ate poisoned mushrooms.
Don: How terrible! And your second?
Joe: She also ate poisoned mushrooms.
Don: And your third ate poisoned mushrooms too?
Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.
Don: Oh, I see, she had an accident.
Joe: Not exactly. She just wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

tanyaann's photo
Thu 06/05/08 08:04 AM
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isaac_dede's photo
Thu 06/05/08 08:05 AM
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Thu 06/05/08 08:07 AM
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Thu 06/05/08 08:16 AM
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BlndwBdge's photo
Thu 06/05/08 08:24 AM
Why can't you tell knock-knock jokes to a blonde?? .......











Because they go answer the door....LMAO! :tongue: noway laugh bigsmile