A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet, " said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little upset but he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks
a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed
the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his
mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
my cereal?" he asks.

"Well, " his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
"Well are you going to tell him, or should I?"

lol man you got are funny as hell

HELLO! I saw your e-mail, I like the joke, thank you.

AB

darn i hope i remember this one when i see a buddy tomorrow

me and my hubby loves your jokes.Thanks.

OMG that was just tooo goood