In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters:
WW, WA, PP,and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist..
He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he
knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN!!!

LMAO!! Serves him right!

huh?

Exactly.

Could you say that one more time.

THAT'S HYSTERICAL!!!!!!! Thankfully there is no such potty, and only a bidet comes close!!

Did you hear of the beautiful slinky sexy blond who walked up to a man in a bar and and said, "I'll do anything you want for $200.00.

The man said "great", "meet me at my place at 10:00 A.M. tomorrow, and he gave her the address.

The beautiful blond arrived on time, and knocked on the door. The man answered and she said, "hi honey do you remember me from last night?" "Boy oh boy--do I!" he said. "You can't imagine how happy I am that you showed up."

"Here is some paint, a brush and $200.00, I want you to paint my house."

Look Jay, it may not be that funny, but its more than two sentences. Maybe the atheists have a point. I am evolving......

Art

ya u r right men don't LISTEN. for u jayme