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Topic: "9 WORDS WOMEN USE
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Sat 06/14/08 07:07 AM
"9 WORDS WOMEN USE




(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.

Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.

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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').



(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying f ____ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.




Gita36's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:10 AM
noway


CleanBathroom's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:10 AM
laugh laugh

I get them back by faking my orgasms. glasses

samberley's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:11 AM
laugh laugh laugh

Gita36's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:12 AM
Who let you look at the official manual!

:angry:

That stuff is a secret, grumble now i'm gonna have to change the darn thing again!!!

no photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:12 AM
Whatever

CleanBathroom's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:12 AM

Whatever


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

That's freakin' gold baby ....

samberley's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:15 AM

Whatever

:wink:

shoesmonkey's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:15 AM
That list is sooooo true!laugh

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Sat 06/14/08 07:16 AM
and we mean itflowerforyou

Starhawk's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:19 AM
WTF huh

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Sat 06/14/08 07:19 AM
OMG a man that understands us!!!!! dude spread the word!!!! over and over and over!!!!.....LMAOlaugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 06/14/08 07:20 AM
Sorry....a woman!!

Gita36's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:25 AM

OMG a man that understands us!!!!! dude spread the word!!!! over and over and over!!!!.....LMAOlaugh laugh laugh laugh



huh cancarian69 someone took your underwear noway . I got some boxers you can put on sister.

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Sat 06/14/08 07:27 AM
WOW!!! he gets it!!love love

PATSFAN's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:29 AM
I say one thing , but I really mean another!!

Godschosengirl's photo
Sat 06/14/08 07:32 AM


OMG a man that understands us!!!!! dude spread the word!!!! over and over and over!!!!.....LMAOlaugh laugh laugh laugh



huh cancarian69 someone took your underwear noway . I got some boxers you can put on sister.


laugh laugh laugh I have some shorts...grumble noway

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Sat 06/14/08 07:34 AM
Now that you have figured out the codes, they coming for you!!

The secret must be keptlaugh

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Sat 06/14/08 07:37 AM

"9 WORDS WOMEN USE




(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.

Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.

)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').



(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying f ____ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.






A couple of words of warning..............

Number 1. NEVER ever post a toughie like this when you're sort of new to a forum of women who are trained Amazon warriors

Number 2. Pack up and leave town ( for your own safety's sake)

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Sat 06/14/08 07:38 AM



OMG a man that understands us!!!!! dude spread the word!!!! over and over and over!!!!.....LMAOlaugh laugh laugh laugh



huh cancarian69 someone took your underwear noway . I got some boxers you can put on sister.


laugh laugh laugh I have some shorts...grumble noway



cancarian must have met my ex he stole all my underwear (creep) so I fired him.

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