What are major red flags you view as potiential date disasters?

Feel free to add as many as you like to the list....as odd or commical as you like!

When she tells you another dude mailed her a webcam

Bad tipper/ or doesnt leave a tip.

Doesnt arrive on time.

Answers cell phone during date.

Here's a recent one I just experienced. It's a red flag if they get so drunk on the first date you have to drive them home. Stupid me, I kept dating him for a month....guess what I found out? He's an alcoholic! Shocking huh?

she is escorted by the us marshalls service

when they don't have enough money to pay for everything...ooops, left my wallet at home....

REAl boobs

Distance, wait & I have alot of " Guy friends"

My first date is always a coffee in a well known venue

I don't do full blown dates first time I need to know the first time do I want to see them again or not and for that I don't need to hit the Ritz.

They are all mostly happy with that if not the pond is full of fish if a woman is looking around and looking at her time
also no more than 1 hour the first date

When they make spittle when talking, blow nose loudly in front of you while eating, OR SNORT IT IN , answer cell phone, boogie in the mustache, have butt crack showing when they sit down...... oh..........the list goes on!!!

Yeah that kindda happened to me, a little differently though. I had only been dating him for one day and he called and said he was drunk and needed a ride home from a party.

messages from women on the answering machine "hey baby, call me" .. response: I can't control who calls me,my number is in the book!

HA! nice try

they live at home for reasons other then saving up money.

they just got out of a bad relastionship...a month or two ago.

They say 'guys tend to fall in love with me alot'

Breaking plans to meet up 2 times or more.

Is drunk, or has to get drunk.

Is signifacantly differnt then her picture (like missing teeth, gained 50lbs etc) unless they let you know in advance

brings a kid to the first meeting.

Smells bad

Wants to do a whole bunch of expensive stuff and for you to pay for it all.

there ex's myspace status still says 'in a relastionship'

Flirts with others in plain sight.

Did somebody say something about butt cracks?

greatest red flag ever...

In response to the question 'do you want kids'

'i've had lots of unprotected sex with lots of guys and i still haven't gotten pregnant, i dont think i am able to'

Red flag-

You find out that the "smokin' hot blonde who looks like Pamela Anderson" is actually a 45 year-old postman named Earl.

when someone says:
'you look nothing like your picture"
"Im tired and have to get up early for work in the morning"
"not hungry, want to go to my place and watch a movie" (this is a date disaster if its the first one)

Why? Other then the obvious conitation that they might be trying to get in the other persons pants.