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Topic: "YOU HAVE CRABS"
Greyhound Joined Fri 08/11/06 Posts: 20290	Mon 03/05/07 05:32 PM
One day an old lady went to the doctor cause she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said "You have crabs" She informed the doctor that it could not be cause she was an 80 year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said "You probably have crabs" NO she said I'M AN 80 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said doctor could you please help me? I have an itch in my crotch and don't tell me it's crab cause I'm an 80 year old virgin. The doctor said, jump up on the table and let's have a look. After examining her, the doctor proclaimed Ma'am you're right, you do not have crabs. This cherry is soooooo old, you have fruit flies.

karmafury Joined Sun 11/12/06 Posts: 10156	Mon 03/05/07 05:33 PM


whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Mon 03/05/07 05:34 PM


shenadra Joined Fri 02/09/07 Posts: 2537	Mon 03/05/07 05:39 PM
LMAO, good one, Greyhound.:

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Mon 03/05/07 05:42 PM
Funny!!!

lazyj321 Joined Mon 08/14/06 Posts: 1889	Mon 03/05/07 05:50 PM
lmfao..

julieluv Joined Thu 03/01/07 Posts: 192	Mon 03/05/07 05:50 PM
Girlfriend you are off the hook that was funny.

sillygirl Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 2114	Mon 03/05/07 05:53 PM
ROFLMAO, greyhound that was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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aileenlooking Joined Tue 02/27/07 Posts: 41	Tue 03/06/07 07:13 AM
How do you do it?

venusrose Joined Fri 09/15/06 Posts: 575	Tue 03/06/07 07:42 AM


buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Tue 03/06/07 07:49 AM
too funny greyhound thanks for the chuckle

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