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MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Tue 07/08/08 08:40 PM
Gravy Pants Firing Scud Missiles Turd Honking Mud Duck Panty Burps Pant Stainers Cut the Cheese Trouser Cough K-Fart Crack Splitters Turd Tooties Anal Audio Great Brown Cloud Exercising the meat nozzle

bookworm Joined Thu 07/05/07 Posts: 2748	Tue 07/08/08 08:41 PM
Barking spiders

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Redshirt Joined Tue 02/26/08 Posts: 2109	Tue 07/08/08 08:42 PM
Silent Killers Phooing

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Tue 07/08/08 08:42 PM
hey sexy one

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Tue 07/08/08 08:44 PM
hey sexy one Hey hot stuff how are you

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Tue 07/08/08 08:45 PM
hey sexy one Hey hot stuff how are you purdy good... tired...

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Tue 07/08/08 08:46 PM
hey sexy one Hey hot stuff how are you purdy good... tired... I know the feeling i'm exhausted

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Tue 07/08/08 08:48 PM
hey sexy one Hey hot stuff how are you purdy good... tired... I know the feeling i'm exhausted we need a week in BAHAMAS BABY!!!

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Tue 07/08/08 08:49 PM
hey sexy one Hey hot stuff how are you purdy good... tired... I know the feeling i'm exhausted we need a week in BAHAMAS BABY!!! Oh that sounds like heaven! I need a vacation so bad....i'm so burnt out at work..and i'm tired of all the damn bull$hit goin on there! SOmeone take me away!!

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Tue 07/08/08 08:50 PM
hey sexy one Hey hot stuff how are you purdy good... tired... I know the feeling i'm exhausted we need a week in BAHAMAS BABY!!! Oh that sounds like heaven! I need a vacation so bad....i'm so burnt out at work..and i'm tired of all the damn bull$hit goin on there! SOmeone take me away!! i'd settle for a week in NC about now

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Tue 07/08/08 08:53 PM
hey sexy one Hey hot stuff how are you purdy good... tired... I know the feeling i'm exhausted we need a week in BAHAMAS BABY!!! Oh that sounds like heaven! I need a vacation so bad....i'm so burnt out at work..and i'm tired of all the damn bull$hit goin on there! SOmeone take me away!! i'd settle for a week in NC about now I'll settle for a week in Louisianna though i'd prefer forever..

MAKE_ME_GIGGLE Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 5376	Tue 07/08/08 08:54 PM Edited by MAKE_ME_GIGGLE on Tue 07/08/08 08:55 PM
hey sexy one Hey hot stuff how are you purdy good... tired... I know the feeling i'm exhausted we need a week in BAHAMAS BABY!!! Oh that sounds like heaven! I need a vacation so bad....i'm so burnt out at work..and i'm tired of all the damn bull$hit goin on there! SOmeone take me away!! i'd settle for a week in NC about now I'll settle for a week in Louisianna though i'd prefer forever.. someone special???

liamcar Joined Mon 06/23/08 Posts: 16	Tue 07/08/08 08:57 PM
blow ass Gravy Pants Firing Scud Missiles Turd Honking Mud Duck Panty Burps Pant Stainers Cut the Cheese Trouser Cough K-Fart Crack Splitters Turd Tooties Anal Audio Great Brown Cloud Exercising the meat nozzle

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Tue 07/08/08 08:57 PM
hey sexy one Hey hot stuff how are you purdy good... tired... I know the feeling i'm exhausted we need a week in BAHAMAS BABY!!! Oh that sounds like heaven! I need a vacation so bad....i'm so burnt out at work..and i'm tired of all the damn bull$hit goin on there! SOmeone take me away!! i'd settle for a week in NC about now I'll settle for a week in Louisianna though i'd prefer forever.. someone special??? you betcha i'll have to email you tomorrow when your on..explain things to you.

TheMissile Joined Wed 07/02/08 Posts: 395	Tue 07/08/08 11:11 PM
Buddy of mine always made the comment "That's gonna itch when it dries."