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did you hurt yourself
when you fell from heaven? |
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Great legs! What time do they open?    
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i had one guy tell me that i knew that we had a connection,, only connection he wanted was the bed... but i do admite his eyes were breath taking
 
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did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? oh yea..havent you seen that movie city of angels..... i been walking around lost looking for you... |
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See that guy over there? He's too shy and embarrassed to ask for your phone number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning. |
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I have some very good ones but I will give you the worst first Do you come here often? lol...im here all the time..how about you? A nice girl like you shouldn't be in a place like this. Fancy dancing Salsa? Club up the road is much more fun I am going. Fancy joining me? 
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I have a friend who is Irish.... And this is how he rolls Paddy - Hey girl, you got any Irish in ya? Girl - No/Nah/Maybe/Huh?/WTF Paddy - Would ya like some? --->big Irish smile  <--- 
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I hate when guys are like "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
I'm a Taurus and if you annoy me I'll kick you in the a$$! How about that? Sorry,  it's just so uber stupid
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I have some very good ones but I will give you the worst first Do you come here often? lol...im here all the time..how about you? A nice girl like you shouldn't be in a place like this. Fancy dancing Salsa? Club up the road is much more fun I am going. Fancy joining me? but know im confused...do u want to go salsa dancing?? |
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I hate when guys are like "Hey baby, what's your sign?" I'm a Taurus and if you annoy me I'll kick you in the a$$! How about that? Sorry, it's just so uber stupid oh your not the only one that feels that way. its way too cheesy. |
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I hate when guys are like "Hey baby, what's your sign?" I'm a Taurus and if you annoy me I'll kick you in the a$$! How about that? Sorry, it's just so uber stupid oh your not the only one that feels that way. its way too cheesy. A few times I was so peeved I just gave em the finger. C'mon, no matter how LAME you think it sounds guys, COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL or FUNNY! At least you'll get a laugh |
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I hate when guys are like "Hey baby, what's your sign?" I'm a Taurus and if you annoy me I'll kick you in the a$$! How about that? Sorry, it's just so uber stupid
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I just won the lottery, and you're the grand prize.
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Great legs! What time do they open? Met her on a blind date, helping out an old mate Waiting at the corner, she’s be dressed in black There was I expecting a really tasty bird He said she was good looking, I should have doubt his word When I saw her there she was a real disgrace I thought nice legs shame about her face I had to take her dancing, I couldn’t let her down So we caught the bus to the other side of town Out upon the dance floor, I wasn’t getting far So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar I asked them what they thought of her they fell about the place And they said nice legs shame about her face She said could we go bowling, I said that would be fine But when I bought the tickets She’d already changed her mind She was turning out to be a real hard case nice legs shame about her face Downed a gin and soda, tapped me on the shoulder Whispered in my ear it’s getting kind of late When I took her home we hardly said a thing I walked her to the door, expected to go in She looked me up and down and really put me in my place She said nice legs shame about her face nice legs shame about her face |
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I have some very good ones but I will give you the worst first Do you come here often? lol...im here all the time..how about you? A nice girl like you shouldn't be in a place like this. Fancy dancing Salsa? Club up the road is much more fun I am going. Fancy joining me? but know im confused...do u want to go salsa dancing??
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I hate when guys are like "Hey baby, what's your sign?" I'm a Taurus and if you annoy me I'll kick you in the a$$! How about that? Sorry, it's just so uber stupid The answer to taht should be My sign is the middle finger what is yours
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I have some very good ones but I will give you the worst first Do you come here often? lol...im here all the time..how about you? A nice girl like you shouldn't be in a place like this. Fancy dancing Salsa? Club up the road is much more fun I am going. Fancy joining me? but know im confused...do u want to go salsa dancing?? okay idk know how to dance like tht...can we go fishing instead?? |
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Don't really "say" anything...
...just walk in room licking eyebrows. |
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Edited by
robert1652
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Sat 07/12/08 07:24 AM
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I have some very good ones but I will give you the worst first Do you come here often? lol...im here all the time..how about you? A nice girl like you shouldn't be in a place like this. Fancy dancing Salsa? Club up the road is much more fun I am going. Fancy joining me? fishing is good too depends what do you want to fish and how slimey you like them  but know im confused...do u want to go salsa dancing?? okay idk know how to dance like tht...can we go fishing instead?? Sat 07/12/08 07:23 AM QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I have some very good ones but I will give you the worst first Do you come here often? lol...im here all the time..how about you?laughing laughing A nice girl like you shouldn't be in a place like this. Fancy dancing Salsa? Club up the road is much more fun I am going. Fancy joining me?smile fishing is good too depends what do you want to fish and how slimey you like themwink |
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Don't really "say" anything... ...just walk in room licking eyebrows. That is freakin hot BF!
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