Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can not accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I kill today because they pissed me off.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me ALWAYS give 100% at work-
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40 on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember... When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

In those moments when I'm ticked off, this is just what I need to read!!! Thanks friend!

anytime

Thanks, Jill! How did you know I was going to have a bad day?

Vey nice!

real nice & true.