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Topic: How Women Scare Men
HeSearches's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:38 PM
How women scare men. Oh yes ladies, you scare us before you get to know us.

Here is a small list of the things you do that scare us.

1. Tell us you're looking to get married.
2. Tell us you like to go to expensive places.
3. Tell us you have kids at home but you're really not looking for their next daddy...NOT.
4. Tell us that you're looking for an honest faithful man. (note: this tells us you have trust issues)
5. Tell us that we need to be "financially secure" before you know us. This tells us one of two things. Either you are a gold digger or you are insecure about your own finances.
6. Tell us that you want us to be "friends first". What does this mean? It tells us some things maybe we don't want to know.
7. Tell us a lot about your pets and what they mean to you. Who is more important here - us or the pets? We are confused.
8. Tell us you are too inept to upload your photo in your profile.
9. Tell us you have only one "good" photo of you that you like, and that's the one in your profile.
10. Tell us that all the things that you want in a man that tells us you have a huge attitude about men and whatever we do will never be good enough.

Ladies, I hope you will take all of this in the humor in which it's offered.

Gentlemen, this is a very incomplete list. What things scare you about women when you read their profiles?

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:39 PM
i thought "i was pregnant" was the only scarry thing embarassed

HMontana's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:39 PM
Edited by HMontana on Thu 07/17/08 11:40 PM
You scare me.

I don't scare easily.

itsmetina's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:40 PM
if a man scares off easy then i say laters

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:40 PM
do i scare you ?

welder_one's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:40 PM
lots and lots of misspelled words

Riardo's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:40 PM

How women scare men. Oh yes ladies, you scare us before you get to know us.

Here is a small list of the things you do that scare us.

1. Tell us you're looking to get married.
2. Tell us you like to go to expensive places.
3. Tell us you have kids at home but you're really not looking for their next daddy...NOT.
4. Tell us that you're looking for an honest faithful man. (note: this tells us you have trust issues)
5. Tell us that we need to be "financially secure" before you know us. This tells us one of two things. Either you are a gold digger or you are insecure about your own finances.
6. Tell us that you want us to be "friends first". What does this mean? It tells us some things maybe we don't want to know.
7. Tell us a lot about your pets and what they mean to you. Who is more important here - us or the pets? We are confused.
8. Tell us you are too inept to upload your photo in your profile.
9. Tell us you have only one "good" photo of you that you like, and that's the one in your profile.
10. Tell us that all the things that you want in a man that tells us you have a huge attitude about men and whatever we do will never be good enough.

Ladies, I hope you will take all of this in the humor in which it's offered.

Gentlemen, this is a very incomplete list. What things scare you about women when you read their profiles?
idk man but i like it drool drinks winking

Riardo's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:41 PM

lots and lots of misspelled words
But u get it so it's good offtopic

zman000081's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:41 PM
bigsmile If your scared say your scared.

Not scared of a women knowing what she wants or dosent want.biggrin

itsmetina's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:41 PM
this is my good photo dam wait here i need to go get my axe again

Riardo's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:42 PM

this is my good photo dam wait here i need to go get my axe again
scared scared scared scared scared

zman000081's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:44 PM

this is my good photo dam wait here i need to go get my axe again



Ok Now Im SCARED shocked

prizm99's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:52 PM
Any woman under 40 who says "Life is short". That makes me think that perhaps she is going through detox and is so screwed up with her addicition that she probably doesn't have that long to live anyway. If you take care of yourself mentally and physically, what's to worry about?
20 year old girls saying "Life is short". I just let them rot and slit their wrists.

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:54 PM

Any woman under 40 who says "Life is short". That makes me think that perhaps she is going through detox and is so screwed up with her addicition that she probably doesn't have that long to live anyway. If you take care of yourself mentally and physically, what's to worry about?
20 year old girls saying "Life is short". I just let them rot and slit their wrists.


i hope your kidding if not ROFL, if you are the well it was funny

Lorinwade's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:54 PM

this is my good photo dam wait here i need to go get my axe again
ha ha

HeSearches's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:55 PM
I find these people scarey. BOO!

I should have know I should post this during the daytime when the bats are back in their belfry.

longhairbiker's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:56 PM
11. Volunteering too much information. This can be a good thing. This can be a bad thing. Depends on how you perceive it. Constantly talking about the voices in your head or mentioning all the medications or mental health issues you have will not help attract quality people.

brooke007's photo
Thu 07/17/08 11:58 PM
scared scared scared scared
BOOOO!! men scare easy..women know that..
ive known that for a long time!!

HeSearches's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:01 AM
Brooke, if you know it and maybe some other women know it, why do they persist in writing this stuff in their ads. Do they want a guy in their life or not?

brooke007's photo
Fri 07/18/08 12:04 AM
maybe they want a guy that doesnt scare easily..heck idk my profile dont say those things..
i dont know what other women think without talking to them.
mostly though...how can a person be scared of what they presume another person would even want from THEM!!!

excuse me....i am sleep deprived

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