Topic: A Woody Quation
whispertoascream's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:23 PM
How much wood, could a woodchuck, chuck. If a woodchuck could chuck wood?scared

whispertoascream's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:24 PM
OOOPS and that was supposed to be QUESTION not QUATIONsurprised

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:25 PM
But the real question is how much wood can a woodpecker peck?

whispertoascream's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:26 PM

But the real question is how much wood can a woodpecker peck?


A woodpecker, can peck all the wood, if the wood pecker wants to peck wood.huh

s1owhand's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:27 PM
as much wood as a pecker could if
a woodpecker would peck wood

drinker

s1owhand's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:30 PM
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

Woody Allen

Spaceman2008's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:34 PM
It depends:

If a woodchuck can chuck, and if a woodchuck can in fact chuck wood, then yes, a woodchuck can chuck if chuck is a woodchuck who chucks wood like a woodchuck can chuck or chucks. That way, if a woodchuck in fact does chuck and his name is chuck, a woodchuck or woodchucks will be able to chuck wood like a woodchuck or woodchucks. If more than one chuck, the woodchucks are chucks who chuck wood to chuck and chuck.

s1owhand's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:36 PM
"I am at two with nature."

Woody Allen

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:39 PM

It depends:

If a woodchuck can chuck, and if a woodchuck can in fact chuck wood, then yes, a woodchuck can chuck if chuck is a woodchuck who chucks wood like a woodchuck can chuck or chucks. That way, if a woodchuck in fact does chuck and his name is chuck, a woodchuck or woodchucks will be able to chuck wood like a woodchuck or woodchucks. If more than one chuck, the woodchucks are chucks who chuck wood to chuck and chuck.


Damn. My head hurts now.

iRon's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:45 PM
Edited by iRon on Sun 07/27/08 11:48 PM
woodchuck? What is a woodchuck? Besides his name why does he chuck wood?

Could a woodchuck be a beaver and a "wood" be a morning boner and chuck a reference to all men?what what what what



See I think that Chuck is sticking the wood to the beaver.....just a thought....

kk35695's photo
Sun 07/27/08 11:46 PM
laugh ....just watch the wood chips fly when I'm around...laugh

EtherealEmbers's photo
Mon 07/28/08 01:16 AM
to chuck or not to chuck...

VladTheInhailer's photo
Mon 07/28/08 01:18 AM
the answer is 11...but how many boards could the mongrels hoard, if the mongrel hordes got bored?

FireOfThePhoenix's photo
Mon 07/28/08 01:18 AM
A total "Woodchuck Experience"