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Topic: Talking Horses (calling all cowboys)
UnleashedInsanity Joined Sat 07/05/08 Posts: 6	Wed 07/30/08 12:05 AM
LOL Despite the many ways that title could be taken, no I have not recently dropped any hallucigenic drugs that would make me think my equine friends are speaking to me. No, I'm writing this little random blurb because I've realized how difficult it is to find men who are actually into horses and riding (and quite possibly because I'm delirious from lack of sleep..huh, that would also explain any funky spelling errors now wouldn't it?. All I've ever wanted was a cowboy and sadly, Santa never brought me one no matter how much of a good girl I was. So here I am in all my sleepless splendor, demanding..err..requesting that some decent, honest redneck guys who are into the equine scene get ahold of me (and a warning to any urban 'cowboys' who think they can B.S their way through this I am not above testing out your bravado in the horseflesh. We'll see how pretty those wranglers look on you when you've gotten bucked off a few times). Also this applies to any women who just wanna chat horses sometime. Feel free to mail me on here, I'm always open for making new pals who adore horses.

Nursenell76 Joined Mon 06/09/08 Posts: 630	Wed 07/30/08 12:08 AM
If ya want a cowboy you gotta get out there and ride with them hun. You prob wont find too many on here. I have seen a few though. And they look damn good in their wranglers let me tell ya.

hdjackyl Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 313	Wed 07/30/08 12:09 AM
If ya want a cowboy you gotta get out there and ride with them hun. You prob wont find too many on here. I have seen a few though. And they look damn good in their wranglers let me tell ya. SHeeeesh.. ya perv..lol ;)

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 07/30/08 12:10 AM
i was never a good girl.. and santa always gave me cowboys..

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 07/30/08 12:10 AM
If ya want a cowboy you gotta get out there and ride with them hun. You prob wont find too many on here. I have seen a few though. And they look damn good in their wranglers let me tell ya. SHeeeesh.. ya perv..lol ;) im sorry were you talking again..... still staring at your pockets..

hdjackyl Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 313	Wed 07/30/08 12:11 AM
If ya want a cowboy you gotta get out there and ride with them hun. You prob wont find too many on here. I have seen a few though. And they look damn good in their wranglers let me tell ya. SHeeeesh.. ya perv..lol ;) im sorry were you talking again..... still staring at your pockets.. Yep, I didn't even think about the picture I had up. ooops

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 07/30/08 12:14 AM
If ya want a cowboy you gotta get out there and ride with them hun. You prob wont find too many on here. I have seen a few though. And they look damn good in their wranglers let me tell ya. SHeeeesh.. ya perv..lol ;) im sorry were you talking again..... still staring at your pockets.. Yep, I didn't even think about the picture I had up. ooops

littleredhen Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6837	Wed 07/30/08 12:15 AM
We had 2 men that showed regularly on our circuit in MD. Both were gay. I worked for a big Morgan barn in NC. Owner & trainer, breeding manager, all gay. I have seen some nice looking men at horse pulls here in WI though, & they all seemed straight about half of them are Amish.

hdjackyl Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 313	Wed 07/30/08 12:16 AM
If ya want a cowboy you gotta get out there and ride with them hun. You prob wont find too many on here. I have seen a few though. And they look damn good in their wranglers let me tell ya. SHeeeesh.. ya perv..lol ;) im sorry were you talking again..... still staring at your pockets.. That is my better side though, so I'll leave it alone. Yep, I didn't even think about the picture I had up. ooops

YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Wed 07/30/08 12:18 AM
Thats why you should give up the horses and ride the wild weiner instead

UnleashedInsanity Joined Sat 07/05/08 Posts: 6	Wed 07/30/08 12:19 AM
I do ride quite frequently (and that isn't ment to be twisted and dirty although you can take it how you like =^-^= ) but alas around where I'm currently living there is nothing possessing a phallus that actually rides horses. lmao Well I don't think I could convert to the Amish lifestyle so forget that game plan.

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Wed 07/30/08 12:19 AM
i grew up in the middle of nowhere montana.... cowboys galore!!! and all their azzes looked like the one above me!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................... tasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 and red.. all STRAIGHT!!!!! may i say.. DOUBLE RAWR!!!!!

YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Wed 07/30/08 12:21 AM
i love the Amish lifestyle , i think their cool people

KaymoLeann Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 257	Wed 07/30/08 12:21 AM
If ya want a cowboy you gotta get out there and ride with them hun. You prob wont find too many on here. I have seen a few though. And they look damn good in their wranglers let me tell ya. SHeeeesh.. ya perv..lol ;) im sorry were you talking again..... still staring at your pockets.. Yep, I didn't even think about the picture I had up. ooops Hi, my name is IZZIE and im a thread stealer... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Wed 07/30/08 12:21 AM
LOL Despite the many ways that title could be taken, no I have not recently dropped any hallucigenic drugs that would make me think my equine friends are speaking to me. No, I'm writing this little random blurb because I've realized how difficult it is to find men who are actually into horses and riding (and quite possibly because I'm delirious from lack of sleep..huh, that would also explain any funky spelling errors now wouldn't it?. All I've ever wanted was a cowboy and sadly, Santa never brought me one no matter how much of a good girl I was. So here I am in all my sleepless splendor, demanding..err..requesting that some decent, honest redneck guys who are into the equine scene get ahold of me (and a warning to any urban 'cowboys' who think they can B.S their way through this I am not above testing out your bravado in the horseflesh. We'll see how pretty those wranglers look on you when you've gotten bucked off a few times). Also this applies to any women who just wanna chat horses sometime. Feel free to mail me on here, I'm always open for making new pals who adore horses. Gidddy up, yee haw

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Wed 07/30/08 12:23 AM
Thats why you should give up the horses and ride the wild weiner instead don't peek at the weiner

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Wed 07/30/08 12:24 AM
LOL Despite the many ways that title could be taken, no I have not recently dropped any hallucigenic drugs that would make me think my equine friends are speaking to me. No, I'm writing this little random blurb because I've realized how difficult it is to find men who are actually into horses and riding (and quite possibly because I'm delirious from lack of sleep..huh, that would also explain any funky spelling errors now wouldn't it?. All I've ever wanted was a cowboy and sadly, Santa never brought me one no matter how much of a good girl I was. So here I am in all my sleepless splendor, demanding..err..requesting that some decent, honest redneck guys who are into the equine scene get ahold of me (and a warning to any urban 'cowboys' who think they can B.S their way through this I am not above testing out your bravado in the horseflesh. We'll see how pretty those wranglers look on you when you've gotten bucked off a few times). Also this applies to any women who just wanna chat horses sometime. Feel free to mail me on here, I'm always open for making new pals who adore horses. I take hallucogenic's.

littleredhen Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6837	Wed 07/30/08 12:25 AM
i love the Amish lifestyle , i think their cool people The ones here in Wisconsin seem nice. I slow down & give them plenty of space when passing & they always wave. In PA they ignore you, but I think it's because they have been used as a tourist attraction.

Nursenell76 Joined Mon 06/09/08 Posts: 630	Wed 07/30/08 12:25 AM
I do ride quite frequently (and that isn't ment to be twisted and dirty although you can take it how you like =^-^= ) but alas around where I'm currently living there is nothing possessing a phallus that actually rides horses. lmao Well I don't think I could convert to the Amish lifestyle so forget that game plan. If you did that you prob wouldnt get any sex, you'd have to get married first and grow a beard.

SilverJoy Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 570	Wed 07/30/08 12:26 AM Edited by SilverJoy on Wed 07/30/08 12:27 AM
Hate to burst your cowgirl "bubble"...but, only being 21 and bucking into the arena stating ALL YOU'VE EVER WANTED was a cowboy...well...sighs... Dare I say you are so pigeon-holing yourself into a Lifetime for Chicks flick with that scenario? I tend to think you have watched the movie "8 Seconds" one too many times, hon! Again, don't mean to be harsh, but take it from another chaps-wearing chick...good looking in Wranglers and able to hang on for 8 seconds does NOT a man make! Broaden your horizons...look beyond the 3 barrels and remain RECEPTIVE to those who may just surprise the HAYSTACK outta ya'!