One day an older gentleman was walking through the park and noticed a lady about his age sitting on a bench. He sat and talked to her for awhile and mentioned that he had just bought a small boat and asked if she would be interested in taking a ride on the river the following day...she agreed. During their boat ride the following day, they came upon a fork in the river. The old man asked the old lady "Up or Down?"...the old lady tore off her close, tore his clothes off of him and they made wild passionate love. A fter finishing, they returned to their journey and once again came upon a fork in the river. He asked her once again..."Up or Down? She immediately tore their clothes off once again and they made mad passionate love. Well, the old man decided he really liked this lady and after the trip was over, asked her to go on another ride the following day. Once again...she agreed. The following day...they came upon the first fork in the river....the old man said "Up or Down?"...the lady said "Up"...the old man was a little confused but went up the river....upon approach of the second fork, he asked "up or Down?" "Down" the lady said. Being very confused, the old man said..."yesterday when I asked 'Up or Down" you tore both our clothes off and made mad passionate love to me...I don't understand what has changed today." The old lady said..."Well, yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and thought you said "Fk or Drown."

Hi Kim, good joke

Well thank you Jeb...my grandpa handed that down to me a few years agao....lol...he was a character....where you been hiding?