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      You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
  
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      Did he call you yet????? 
    
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          You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
  
    
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      Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game.........
 
  Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!       
Do that consectively for 1 week.....     
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     Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!       
Do that consectively for 1 week.....     
      just make sure they aren't on watchdog. you know
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      or even better!!!! Bring them all out on a date........then line then up.........and say......YOU!!! YES YOU CAN STAY!!! 
    
AND NO..........YOU HAVE TO GO!!!!   
ELIMIDATE!!!!     
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      I like to play the bachelorette game. Make 10 dates for one day and pray none find out about the others.
     
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          You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
  
    
EVIL: Diurhetic dishes spiced up with flatulence enhancers, cheese, and kaopectate buscuits.       
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      or or or...bring your kids with you and whoever can handle them can stay.
     
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      hMMMMMMM let me pencil you in for 5.....the date can only last for 2 hours though.......I just pencilled in Fabio for 7 pm........ 
        
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      Dear diary.......do you ever get the urge to write the guys that are viewing you and say........
 
  "i see you looking at my t*ts!!!"                     
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I kill myself!!!         
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     Did he call you yet?????   
no   
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     Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!       
Do that consectively for 1 week.....     
statistics show......................... none of them will show up......   
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     Did he call you yet?????   
no   
           
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      I discovered that I get many more profile views when no picture of me is there. I also receive more mail and inquiries this way. 
 
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      I keep getting mail from 18 year old boys!!! 
    
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     Did he call you yet?????   
no   
Maybe he sent you an email???  | 
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      PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!! DONT GIVE HIM A CHANCE!!! HE HAD HIS CHANCE AND BLEW IT!!! 
                       
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     I keep getting mail from 18 year old boys!!!   
But are they within 1,000 miles??? The gals that hit me up live over 1,500 miles away....and one in Nigeria, just today!!         
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     Dear diary.......I think we need to play the bachelor game......... Line up 10 dates for 1 night.......and go out with the one that shows up!!!       
Do that consectively for 1 week.....     
statistics show......................... none of them will show up......   
I'd show up.   
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 You ladies inviting geriatrics to a picnic, just to laugh at them running to the outhouse?
 
    