1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and
stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout
the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin
narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think
we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and
turn the volumes to “10”.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so
long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud
enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for
a “test drive.”

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet
away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your
playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized
and say, “Wow. Magic!”

20. Put M&M’s on layaway.

21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m
Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside
down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t
you people just leave me alone?”

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them,
yelling, “Red Rover!”

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are
any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale
battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the
clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission:
Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your
Twinkies?”

41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: “Marco Polo.”

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,
etc.

44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various
funnels.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,
quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If
the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get
out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

me and ice have plans tonight thanks to this thread. LMAO!

51. Pick up the intercom and thank the customers for shopping at
Zellers.

52. Run like hell

is this the crazy woman section.............lolol

53. go to the toy isle and wind u pall the wind up toys and tape all
the buttons in so taht everythign goes off continuosly.

54.. over by the meat section... fart... then blame it on the meat..

55. When the greeter goes on break, take over for him and tell the
people walking into the store, "Get your dumb ass out of here, we don't
want your kind. This is a respectable establishment."

56. Go to the Mc Donalds and ask them if they want fries with that.

Thanx for the great laugh, this great. Some how I would see this
happening if we all went out on one big group date.

i really like yours lex

lol u want me 2 get thrown outta walmart! but im gonna TRY to do some of
them,lol

Thanks, Katie, that's alway been an unfulfilled dream of mine! I'm just
not sure that blue vest is really my color....

copy paste ,, thanks COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I will add it to my to do list !!

Im not going to wal-mart for awhile. I get blamed for everything!

heading to Walmart this weekend, thanks for the evil plans Whisper, hmm
who to take on my little trip of fun????

hmmmmmm, lets see I do believe my buddy , he's username on here is
Hdale, we have already did a lot of the above ideas mentioned


I think the workers at wal-mart know us by name!! Oh I think they just
must like or otherwise we would have been thrown out of the by
now!!

Lezah

Sorry forgot the word store...lol

Actualy I am just there most of the time,she has a problem with not
being able to pass a noise making toy (or 50-100) without doing
something with it or to it .

A revamp of number 10. wal-mart doesn't use the number system they use
the color system red blue yellow.