So, it's like 8:30, on a Friday night,

Im in the mall i bought a shirt,

walk past footlocker, see a pair of shoes that matchs my hat and the shirt i just bought,

So im like can i get those shoes right there in a size 10 1/2 there like

Sure,

they bring them out from the back, im like hey can you please lace them like the display, there like it's gonna cost you extra (just joking) i said whatever tossed them 3 one dollar bills, just to be nice because they didn't have to,

so i put them in the truck, pull into the club about 12:30 have have the shirt hanging, put it on, go to put on my nice new shoes,

and guess wot, there two right shoes,

i swear this stuff only happens to me

2 rights make a left

sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I didn't know you had two right feet?

I'm sorry, but you know you can laugh at it now!!

Yea i mean i was pretty mad, at the time,


but i do think it is pretty funny now,

That's alright

well now you got two right

That happened to me too, with a pair of boots only it was two lefts!!

All this time I thought I could dance too!!