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Topic: Wabbits
summerlady Joined Wed 03/07/07 Posts: 16232	Mon 04/02/07 05:00 PM
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

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newguy Joined Thu 08/31/06 Posts: 1379	Mon 04/02/07 05:09 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sillysammie Joined Wed 03/28/07 Posts: 29	Mon 04/02/07 05:13 PM
bahahahaaa!

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CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Mon 04/02/07 05:25 PM
Good one summer

Thndrghost Joined Wed 01/17/07 Posts: 1217	Mon 04/02/07 05:27 PM


jstme4 Joined Sat 02/17/07 Posts: 122	Mon 04/02/07 05:49 PM
good one!!!!!!

smilingeyes_976 Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 1152	Mon 04/02/07 06:53 PM
omg!!!! lmao!~!! seriously rolling here! thanks!

ScottyBravo Joined Mon 02/26/07 Posts: 9613	Mon 04/02/07 07:16 PM
LMFAO

wanttachat Joined Sat 01/27/07 Posts: 8827	Mon 04/02/07 07:25 PM
Killing wabbits again!!! THIT!

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Mon 04/02/07 08:56 PM
LMAO! Poor rabbit

TracyAnn Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 159	Mon 04/02/07 09:00 PM

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