A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big. I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.' With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

'What's wrong?' he asks. ...............

She answers: Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

Ba-da-dump!! Perfect!!

i have this in a text message except there is also a seriously overweight woman picture on it.

Serves him right, or should I say doesn't serve!!

Ain't no 'little wienie' its a tube steak!!!!