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Topic: I want 2 women at the same time
MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:07 AM
One to cook a meal and the other to clean my house.

I only say this because I suck at cooking and no matter how much I clean, it just doesn't have that womans touch. Hi all !!!!!!!!!

papersmile's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:13 AM


at least you're not asking for a threesome; one to do your laundry!

Fade2Black's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:14 AM
He's not demanding .. smokin




(love the front of your house Lisa!)

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:16 AM



at least you're not asking for a threesome; one to do your laundry!



lol Nope I can operate the washing machine just fine, although I did get a lesson on what happens when you use to much consentrated washing detergent happy

papersmile's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:16 AM
Edited by papersmile on Thu 11/13/08 05:19 AM

He's not demanding .. smokin




(love the front of your house Lisa!)

thanks judy. i WISH that were the front of my house laugh

it's the grounds of the gage hotel in marathon, texas where robin took me on my last trip out there.


lol Nope I can operate the washing machine just fine, although I did get a lesson on what happens when you use to much consentrated washing detergent happy


haha, the washing and drying part is the easy stuff. it's the folding and putting away that men seem to whine about :wink:

galendgirl's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:18 AM

One to cook a meal and the other to clean my house.

I only say this because I suck at cooking and no matter how much I clean, it just doesn't have that womans touch. Hi all !!!!!!!!!


Someone used to tell me that people in H@LL want ice water, too... LOL!happy

Fade2Black's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:19 AM
oh I was gonna say .. can I come live with you? ha ha

hey Myrtle .. have children .. they do laundry really well when they are teens :wink:

Sexyklp4U's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:22 AM

oh I was gonna say .. can I come live with you? ha ha

hey Myrtle .. have children .. they do laundry really well when they are teens :wink:



what they do? since when? LOL..maybe your kids do laundry..my 13 yr old son doesnt even know how to keep his room cleanslaphead :laughing: :laughing:

SharpShooter10's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:22 AM

He's not demanding .. smokin




(love the front of your house Lisa!)



((( Judy ))) You do know how HOT you look.. right

bigsmile

galendgirl's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:23 AM

oh I was gonna say .. can I come live with you? ha ha

hey Myrtle .. have children .. they do laundry really well when they are teens :wink:


Geez, F2B...if you are gonna do that, I'm only one state south and have a guest room! I could use a clean house and a good meal too (why don't women have good wives??? LOL!)

SharpShooter10's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:24 AM

One to cook a meal and the other to clean my house.

I only say this because I suck at cooking and no matter how much I clean, it just doesn't have that womans touch. Hi all !!!!!!!!!
laugh drinker

Mrtap's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:34 AM
Two huh lets see I can and like cooking so that take that one away. :heart: drinker :heart:
Cleaning house and laundry that is one.flowerforyou
Now what to do with the other one?devil :banana: devil

misstina2's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:42 AM
flowerforyou I can do both things and moreflowerforyou

Marley's photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:53 AM


oh I was gonna say .. can I come live with you? ha ha

hey Myrtle .. have children .. they do laundry really well when they are teens :wink:


Geez, F2B...if you are gonna do that, I'm only one state south and have a guest room! I could use a clean house and a good meal too (why don't women have good wives??? LOL!)


I'm kind of intrigued by that comment about women having wives. I have no problem whatsoever with that...as long as i could watch every once in a while.

no photo
Thu 11/13/08 05:57 AM

One to cook a meal and the other to clean my house.

I only say this because I suck at cooking and no matter how much I clean, it just doesn't have that womans touch. Hi all !!!!!!!!!


More trouble than it's worth -- the cooking one will claim she can clean better than the other one, and vice versa.

My plan is to hire a whole crew, each one in a different spiffy color-coded uniform (blue = kitchen, orange = laundry, etc.) and they have to stay in their designated areas.




Holly4459's photo
Thu 11/13/08 06:02 AM

One to cook a meal and the other to clean my house.

I only say this because I suck at cooking and no matter how much I clean, it just doesn't have that womans touch. Hi all !!!!!!!!!


Hmmmm... what's in it for me??

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Thu 11/13/08 06:03 AM


One to cook a meal and the other to clean my house.

I only say this because I suck at cooking and no matter how much I clean, it just doesn't have that womans touch. Hi all !!!!!!!!!


More trouble than it's worth -- the cooking one will claim she can clean better than the other one, and vice versa.

My plan is to hire a whole crew, each one in a different spiffy color-coded uniform (blue = kitchen, orange = laundry, etc.) and they have to stay in their designated areas.






laugh laugh Nothing like a well thought out plan

papersmile's photo
Thu 11/13/08 06:05 AM


One to cook a meal and the other to clean my house.

I only say this because I suck at cooking and no matter how much I clean, it just doesn't have that womans touch. Hi all !!!!!!!!!


More trouble than it's worth -- the cooking one will claim she can clean better than the other one, and vice versa.

My plan is to hire a whole crew, each one in a different spiffy color-coded uniform (blue = kitchen, orange = laundry, etc.) and they have to stay in their designated areas.








what happens when the boundaries overlap, i.e. the laundry lady has to put away the dish cloths?

no photo
Thu 11/13/08 06:05 AM
I am a good cook, and have done my own laundry since I moved out of my parents house, even when I was married for 17 yrs.
I could use a little help every other week with the housework though.

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Thu 11/13/08 06:09 AM



what happens when the boundaries overlap, i.e. the laundry lady has to put away the dish cloths?



There are pre-determined 5-minute periods, every 4 hours, when it is permissible for them to deliver goods to other sections, provided they have a pass.


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