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| Topic: Some quips to make you smile!! | |
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You can't read these and stay in a bad mood! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!) 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers . 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack . 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a West Virginia Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer! Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile  |
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Some NEW ones to meeeee!!! Thank you for the sillies!!!!
  
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Very good.
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Nacho cheese!
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Some NEW ones to meeeee!!! Thank you for the sillies!!!! 
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3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path  My path, mine .... all mine  |
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Glad you like these!!
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OMG! They were too funny,thanks I needed the giggle today!
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OMG! They were too funny,thanks I needed the giggle today! |
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Yup. Ought to post these at work, and just see how many times people read them over and over.
Good post. |
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More than one made me laugh!! |
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