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that looks like one of those MM's I always eat 
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So my question is, what do you get for being able to produce a "40~yard" fart?.. You know, where every step that you take you let one go for 40 yards?? I always thought that my Dad should get something for being able to do that... 
Oh wow great picture! Congrats on your new lover boy 
I hope it works out 
 Thank you Blue Eyes
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Whats a little gas between frinds.....
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Yes! Very true! He actually existed 15,000 years ago. Unfortunately Aliens destroyed any evidence, but through ultra sonic sounds scientist have picked up messages. They were really weird noises like farting sounds. Now in order to be a member you must at least be able to fart three times a day. If you can fart 4 times a day you can even become a full pledge member. Now all hail The Fart God!
(Lighten up and smile today! It is a wonderful day for all religious belief systems or those who belief in nothing. However you wish  )
cool
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I want to be a priest of the Fart God
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This topic stinks.
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This topic stinks.
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i think he came back as my ex husband. and the ex wonders why I divorced him lol  U divorced a guy for having gas?
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I heard once that men...on average...fart about 14 times a day. Do you know how many times women let it fly?
About 14 times a day... Hey! I saw it on Oprah so it's GOT to be true! |
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I heard once that men...on average...fart about 14 times a day. Do you know how many times women let it fly? About 14 times a day... Hey! I saw it on Oprah so it's GOT to be true!
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