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We are now going to reveal who is the “biggest Jerk (or embarrassing moment) of the Week” This is only for pure entertainment and keep it clean.
Here are the rules: Post here, in a decent format, what was that 'event', 'happing' or 'circumstances', that would merit you as the “Biggest Jerk of them All”. This is purely just for laugh and God knows we need one, in these trying time. The winner will be judged by us all ,by weeks end. If others contribute to there embarrassing moment, after weeks end, then but the following weeks end, we will all, determine a new winner or keep the current one standing' I guess I should start this with my most embarrassing moment that would merit me a the “biggest Jerk of them All” A year ago, while riding with-in the city of Miami,Florida, and while making a right turn, I noticed a young, senorita, with almost nothing and a barely see-throw shorts. And just as I was saying to my self, "there is a God after all", and not looking where I was going, I faell into the biggest pot hole, ever imaginable. As you would know it, I'm down for the count and laughed at. I have the scars to prove it. I'm not proud of it, but if that does not take the trophy, I don't know what does. And the trophy goes to....... viva_el_amor |
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Did I fail to mention, I was riging my Harley Davidson?
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Did I fail to mention, I was riging my Harley Davidson? Yeah, that happen to me but I was in a car and could not move because I was sitting in a line of traffic. I was looking at my rear veiw mirror and saw a motorcycle coming up be hide me. I noticed he was not looking straight ahead but a the young lady walking down the road in the bikini. The only thing I could do was brace myself for the hit and pray he wouldn't get hurt. He wrapped that motorcycle around my bumper. He went over the car and landed beside my door and his passenger left a nice butt print in my trunk. I opened the door and ask if he was alright, he did answer me that he was ok. The bike was 48 hours old. They had to take a crowbar to get it off my car. The kick was the bumper was was one months old. This time I was stopped at a license check with the policeman standing beside my car, when I look up and a dumptruck is heading for me and not stopping. The policeman noticed my eyes getting real big and looks up and yells stop....too late. Bam!!!! Well, the good thing I didn't have to call the police. After the two bumpers and the rear being fixed twice. Another three months, same car, going thru a greenlight a kid runs the light and t-bones me. I am knocked out with a concussion and when I come to, I look up and see all my friends standing around and turn my head a see Dale Memorial sign (cementry). I start howling I am not dead. They had to sedate me. That car was fixed again....but this girl would not drive it. I wouldn't even pick it up from the body shop. My dad and his friend went and got it. Put it in the front yard with a for sale sign on it!!!!! |
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Did I fail to mention, I was riging my Harley Davidson? Yeah, that happen to me but I was in a car and could not move because I was sitting in a line of traffic. I was looking at my rear veiw mirror and saw a motorcycle coming up be hide me. I noticed he was not looking straight ahead but a the young lady walking down the road in the bikini. The only thing I could do was brace myself for the hit and pray he wouldn't get hurt. He wrapped that motorcycle around my bumper. He went over the car and landed beside my door and his passenger left a nice butt print in my trunk. I opened the door and ask if he was alright, he did answer me that he was ok. The bike was 48 hours old. They had to take a crowbar to get it off my car. The kick was the bumper was was one months old. This time I was stopped at a license check with the policeman standing beside my car, when I look up and a dumptruck is heading for me and not stopping. The policeman noticed my eyes getting real big and looks up and yells stop....too late. Bam!!!! Well, the good thing I didn't have to call the police. After the two bumpers and the rear being fixed twice. Another three months, same car, going thru a greenlight a kid runs the light and t-bones me. I am knocked out with a concussion and when I come to, I look up and see all my friends standing around and turn my head a see Dale Memorial sign (cementry). I start howling I am not dead. They had to sedate me. That car was fixed again....but this girl would not drive it. I wouldn't even pick it up from the body shop. My dad and his friend went and got it. Put it in the front yard with a for sale sign on it!!!!! Horsegirl. Interesting events in all of this, and I'm glad your alright. I will not be the judge on who is the “Biggest Jerk (Dummy), but like the rules states, other will do that for us. Regarding your mishaps, it came to me, that all of them were not of your doing but of others. They may take the prize, much like the motorcyclist who hit you, but none was of your fault . But we will leave it the hands of others to judge. Again, I'm glad your alright in all of this. Sign: Viva |
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This past Wednesday night i was a the gas station. I notice a lady having a tough time opeing her gas cap. I asked her if she needed some help, she informed me she did. As i was walking over to her, i slipped, on to my back side knocking her down. gasping for something, i grapped her dress, pulling it down around her ankles. I did help her with her gas cap, with out too much words between us. Then we began to laugh our heads off.
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Horsegirl. Interesting events in all of this, and I'm glad your alright. I will not be the judge on who is the “Biggest Jerk (Dummy), but like the rules states, other will do that for us. Regarding your mishaps, it came to me, that all of them were not of your doing but of others. They may take the prize, much like the motorcyclist who hit you, but none was of your fault . But we will leave it the hands of others to judge. Again, I'm glad your alright in all of this. Sign: Viva I was stating I knew about your accident. This was not part of your game. Jerk seems to fit, were it wisely! 
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Thankfully I haven't had too many of those moments, But...
Have you ever walked out of the house with that feeling you forgot to do something? I got up one morning a little groggy from a very long week, showered, dressed and ready to go. After several self checks, tie, belt, socks, jacket, keys, wallet all good I head out. It was a crisp morning about 8 degrees out and got as far as the parking lot when it finally sunk in. As soon as the cold wind cut through my pants...underwear! Ouch. Of course no one knew but myself and I had a few choice words with myself about that one. 
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This past Wednesday night i was a the gas station. I notice a lady having a tough time opeing her gas cap. I asked her if she needed some help, she informed me she did. As i was walking over to her, i slipped, on to my back side knocking her down. gasping for something, i grapped her dress, pulling it down around her ankles. I did help her with her gas cap, with out too much words between us. Then we began to laugh our heads off. Tazz, this is crazy. I laughed throw it all. By far the best. I could just imagine all of that happening. Your on the list, I think, but let others have there say. Thanks for being a good samaritan and a sport...lol. Sign: Viva |
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This past Wednesday night i was a the gas station. I notice a lady having a tough time opeing her gas cap. I asked her if she needed some help, she informed me she did. As i was walking over to her, i slipped, on to my back side knocking her down. gasping for something, i grapped her dress, pulling it down around her ankles. I did help her with her gas cap, with out too much words between us. Then we began to laugh our heads off. Tazz, this is crazy. I laughed throw it all. By far the best. I could just imagine all of that happening. Your on the list, I think, but let others have there say. Thanks for being a good samaritan and a sport...lol. Sign: Viva Your welcomed |
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i thought this thread was for/about me
sorry, carry on.... |
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i thought this thread was for/about me sorry, carry on.... Way to go Cottonelle!!!! 
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Thankfully I haven't had too many of those moments, But... Have you ever walked out of the house with that feeling you forgot to do something? I got up one morning a little groggy from a very long week, showered, dressed and ready to go. After several self checks, tie, belt, socks, jacket, keys, wallet all good I head out. It was a crisp morning about 8 degrees out and got as far as the parking lot when it finally sunk in. As soon as the cold wind cut through my pants...underwear! Ouch. Of course no one knew but myself and I had a few choice words with myself about that one. 'dude', this is funny and I think that at one time or another, we all did something like that in one way or another. But pulling on someones dress while tring to help them, top mine, at least..... thanks for sharing that and maybe next time, put a list together..... I do...... your on the list. come this friday, we will know this weeks Winner....lol. Sign: Viva |
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i thought this thread was for/about me sorry, carry on.... Sorry, your on the list too. Thanks Sign: Viva |
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Edited by
cbchdude
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Sun 01/04/09 04:34 PM
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Thanks Viva, but I must agree the dress takes the cake so far
 About the bike: I had a friend that detailed his, took it for a ride and quickly found out why you don't armor all the tires. 
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I do not think i felt like such a jerk in my life.
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Nothing wrong with going "commando", cbchdude, sometimes it can be darn right sexy!
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I do not think i felt like such a jerk in my life. I'm not so sure how I would have handled that one, at least she had a sense of humor. |
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wow what happens when you reach out to give a helping hand.
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Nothing wrong with going "commando", cbchdude, sometimes it can be darn right sexy! : I agree but not when it's 8 and windy. I'm not sure what the wind chill factor was but it hurt. 
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I can say without a doubt i was so red in the face.
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