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oh geez girl!!!!
Now I feel like I have to introduce myself as "Hi... I'm Sherrie ... and INFP on the Meyers Briggs personality scale" while I am rummaging around in my purse for my latest portfolio assessment and credit score ...  |
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Never mind! Ugh!
Maybe I should have done some editing and posted the link! 
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What about other important questions? Like: If you ran over my pet, would you tell me? What are you deathly allergic to? What are your phobias? What are your thoughts on cheating? Would you like to live in a secluded area near some woods? What are your thoughts on animal sacrifice? You know, just in case? Does this smell like cholorophorm to you? Questions to ask yourself: If I ran over his pet, would I tell him? Does he only like me because I remind him of his mother?... Does he know where I buried the bodies? Don't forget that all important question of...... "Does he/she know I am really a contract killer? And if they find out, do they realize that they will be put down?" |
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How many times in the past 2 years have taken something that did not belong to you.
How often do you use crack/cocaine Would you desribe yourself as reliable Is it important to you to make others feel happy Have you been convicted of a felony in the past 3 years |
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^ now those are good ?'s !!
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Do you have care insurance?
How about 401K plan? Do you have any STDs? What is your favorite position? |
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Edited by
Ghostrider2u
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Sat 01/10/09 06:49 PM
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Most important ? one can ever ask....
Are you on any Phycotheraputic drugs??? oh.... and ..... how many personalities would that encompass?? |
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Probably 'Can you keep up with me?'. The poor guy will have to witness me being hyperactive all the time. Poor guy.
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Can you fart your national anthem??...because that would be pretty impressive.
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I need more info Hehe. "Questions sixty seven and sixty eight!!" -- a great song by a seventies band, "Chicago". This song is very long, boring, and not well done, but the ending is the cry included in the quote, and that is so well done, that it saves the whole entire song. It fits the beat well -- there is only one way of chanting this line, and it fits with the basic underlying backbeat. A miracle!! |
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What about other important questions? Like:
If you ran over my pet, would you tell me? Your pet and I have had a relationship behind your back as long as you and I have been dating. Would I not tell you otherwise unless it was not true? What are you deathly allergic to? Stupid quesions, that's what. What are your phobias? My greatest fear is fear itself. I have nothing else to fear but fear. So I guess I have one phobia, and it is a classic case of phobophobia. What are your thoughts on cheating? Are you asking me to play Monopoly, or play orgasm? Because Faking = Cheating. Does he know where I buried the bodies? In the bottom of the Potomac. That was a dead give-away. |
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Edited by
wux
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Tue 10/30/12 08:03 PM
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Do you have regular deductions from your paycheque that go straight into a 401K account at a sperm bank or a cryogenic ovum repository?
How many generations up do you have men with exclusively gay mating habits in your lineage? Do you play with your food, and then sit on it, then chunk-fart it out through your mouth? If you do, then our New York nouveau-siss fashion design studio would be interested in talking to you. Do you wipe with your left hand, or with your right? (In my family we use paper, btw.) Do you know how to operate a computer, other than using it for a footrest? How many of your immediate relatives have life-time subscriptions to cryogenic preservation? How many have that only for a limited time, before their money runs out to support this expensive but fun habit? If a swordfish had a knife-fight with a hammer-head Wilson whale in a tuxedo, which do you think would win the fight? After how many rounds? By a knock-out, or on decision? This question earns partial points for partially wrong answers, as judged by an impartial jury. |
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How many dates do you think you would get if you asked all those questions.  At least seven, I would say. Six won't be enough to cover the entire lot. |
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"What percentage of your income do you spend every payday?"
This question is asked in a very ambiguous way. Because the income period is not defined. And because it is not clear that the income is meant to be the amount of the pay after deductions, or what. So each pay day one could spend 0.0001% of his income, and still spend all of his pay cheque, if we are to understand his income to be that over his entire lifetime. |
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oh geez girl!!!! Now I feel like I have to introduce myself as "Hi... I'm Sherrie ... and INFP on the Meyers Briggs personality scale" while I am rummaging around in my purse for my latest portfolio assessment and credit score ... this is a girl after my heart's design... she introduces herself and she is already thinking about the score. It's the Tiger Cubs over the Mongoloid Chicken Sandwiches, on the top of the seventh at halftime. You just can't top a chick like that. |
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heey :)
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Eww!! :/)
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This thread overwhelms me! That would turn me away from thinking about dating.
I'm busy with Ghostrider! 
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