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shave you
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Edited by
Derekkye
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Sat 01/17/09 02:01 PM
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that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section
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Okay....but be careful around my neck!
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not go near a weed whacker
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not go near a weed whacker i wanna use a MACH razer
and ive researched. new blades are important
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I use the gillete fusion.....sooooo smoooooooth
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Okay....but be careful around my neck!
i will be gentle, i promise
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that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section
oooooooooooooo u want me to shave everything??? |
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shave you
Only if you have a VERY BIG private guard on your razor.....lol
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Okay....but be careful around my neck!
i will be gentle, i promise
YAY!!!
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*hears a bastardized version of Elton John in the background...."Someone shaved my wife tonight..."*
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ill be careful!!
i know what im doing. kinda |
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that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section
oooooooooooooo u want me to shave everything??? how about just my back then...that'll put the MACH to the test |
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i preffer to have my balls waxed
no pain no gain |
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that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section
oooooooooooooo u want me to shave everything??? how about just my back then...that'll put the MACH to the test i was thinking either head or face
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I'd like to have my pubic hair foiled.
Nothin' fancy, just frost my bush. Then figure out how to fit me under a hair dryer. |
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I know someone's arse that could do with a trim........
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I'd like to have my pubic hair foiled. Nothin' fancy, just frost my bush. Then figure out how to fit me under a hair dryer. kewl!! and then could i get a stencil and shave a cute little emblem down there?? a kissy face or a star or something? |
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Only if you have a VERY BIG private guard on your razor.....lol