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1.) You know your in America when... You pick up a package of food in a grocery store,and you have to read thru 1,000 different languages before finding the english translation of the product.
 2.) You know your in America when... There are at least 12 fast food resturants within a one block radius. 
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when you ask someone to name 3 countries in the world and they say new york, california and florida
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1.) You know your in America when... You pick up a package of food in a grocery store,and you have to read thru 1,000 different languages before finding the english translation of the product. 2.) You know your in America when... There are at least 12 fast food resturants within a one block radius. |
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when you ask someone to name 3 countries in the world and they say new york, california and florida |
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When the grass is green and the harleys r rollin!!
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when you ask someone to name 3 countries in the world and they say new york, california and florida  Good one and so true! (((pkh))) 
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When your next door neighbor is packin sand bags around your flooding house...
and can't even speak your language. |
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Edited by
JasmineInglewood
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Tue 03/10/09 07:37 AM
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when you can speak 5 different languages fluently and the (unilingual)american next to you laments the fact that your english is rusty
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When nearly every event's name start with "World"
World Series, World Convention, and so on ..... Hey people !! There is a whole world outside USA !!!! And by the way, why do you call yourselfs "Americans" ? Your certainly not the only ones. You are "Unitedstaters" as there are Canadians (who lives in America too), and Mexicans, and Cubans, and Brazilians, and Argentinians, and Uruguayans and many more. You know that you are in the USA when everyone you ask thinks they are the center of the universe |
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When nearly every event's name start with "World" World Series, World Convention, and so on ..... Hey people !! There is a whole world outside USA !!!! And by the way, why do you call yourselfs "Americans" ? Your certainly not the only ones. You are "Unitedstaters" as there are Canadians (who lives in America too), and Mexicans, and Cubans, and Brazilians, and Argentinians, and Uruguayans and many more. You know that you are in the USA when everyone you ask thinks they are the center of the universe I am the center of the universe. |
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When your next door neighbor is packin sand bags around your flooding house... and can't even speak your language. 
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When nearly every event's name start with "World" World Series, World Convention, and so on ..... Hey people !! There is a whole world outside USA !!!! And by the way, why do you call yourselfs "Americans" ? Your certainly not the only ones. You are "Unitedstaters" as there are Canadians (who lives in America too), and Mexicans, and Cubans, and Brazilians, and Argentinians, and Uruguayans and many more. You know that you are in the USA when everyone you ask thinks they are the center of the universe I am the center of the universe.
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When nearly every event's name start with "World" World Series, World Convention, and so on ..... Hey people !! There is a whole world outside USA !!!! And by the way, why do you call yourselfs "Americans" ? Your certainly not the only ones. You are "Unitedstaters" as there are Canadians (who lives in America too), and Mexicans, and Cubans, and Brazilians, and Argentinians, and Uruguayans and many more. You know that you are in the USA when everyone you ask thinks they are the center of the universe I am the center of the universe. And thank GOD for the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA |
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<--pwns Canada!!!! Just ask me to wear my tiara and I will!!!
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I can't answer this one,
Doesn't look anything like the America I grew up in. |
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I told a woman I was from RI and she said, oh where in the islands is that?
I told her that part of the Bahamas just south of Massachusetts and east of Connecticut. She gave me a dirty look and I said hey, you said it, not me!!! |
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I told a woman I was from RI and she said, oh where in the islands is that? I told her that part of the Bahamas just south of Massachusetts and east of Connecticut. She gave me a dirty look and I said hey, you said it, not me!!!  
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I would have said......Its just down the road from that island!!!
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Edited by
Unknow
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Tue 03/10/09 11:44 AM
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 A little tidbit of information that some of you may not know. There is no official language of the United States. I always find it amusing when I read or hear people b!tching about other people not speaking "our language." Especially since many of those born and raised here can't speak English properly either. 
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You know your in America, when you go to Arlington National Cemitary, and realize that we "all" could be speaking German or Japanese. Instead, we can say all the things that we "think" suck about this country. I defend your right to say those things.
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