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Topic: It was the 69th birthday of Chuck Norris
Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 03/14/09 06:46 PM
the other day. I do not remember seeing a happy birthday thread to honor this legend. One time when Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

penlgrif Joined Sat 02/28/09 Posts: 466	Sat 03/14/09 06:48 PM
the other day. I do not remember seeing a happy birthday thread to honor this legend. One time when Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Ah...yes....can we EVER get enough of...Chuck Norris......ARGH!!!

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Sat 03/14/09 06:49 PM
I heard chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Sat 03/14/09 06:50 PM
The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. Happy Birthday, Chuck!!!

coz1976 Joined Sun 07/13/08 Posts: 1196	Sat 03/14/09 06:50 PM
my 9 year old loves walker texas ranger

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Sat 03/14/09 06:51 PM
lol.Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 03/14/09 06:54 PM
the other day. I do not remember seeing a happy birthday thread to honor this legend. One time when Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Oh please! Will you just shut the chuck up?

Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Sat 03/14/09 07:00 PM
say what? are you sure hes that old.. he doesnt look it.. i think hes pretty cool, my mom even likes that show

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Sat 03/14/09 07:01 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

longislandangel Joined Mon 12/29/08 Posts: 2640	Sat 03/14/09 07:01 PM
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to ME! Happy Birthday tooooo meeeee! Happy birthday to me...

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 03/14/09 07:02 PM
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to ME! Happy Birthday tooooo meeeee! Happy birthday to me... Chuck? Is that you?

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Sat 03/14/09 07:05 PM
I hear Chuck Norris is retiring. Bear Grylls will be replacing him.

Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Sat 03/14/09 07:06 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/bio this is his info

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Sat 03/14/09 07:16 PM Edited by Atlantis75 on Sat 03/14/09 07:17 PM
a part from his show:

ofdrywit Joined Tue 10/28/08 Posts: 156	Sat 03/14/09 07:19 PM
haha, i just got that gif earlier today

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Sat 03/14/09 07:42 PM
a part from his show: So he DOES like to do some *****slapping every once in a while! I knew it!

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Sat 03/14/09 08:10 PM Edited by Dragoness on Sat 03/14/09 08:12 PM
the other day. I do not remember seeing a happy birthday thread to honor this legend. One time when Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. I think he has alheimers too, poor thing. He has lost his mind.

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