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Topic: The Germans invented EVERYTHING!!!
fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Fri 03/20/09 05:13 PM
I dunno anything about where, how, or what climate is needed for growing peanuts. BUT, I do know that there are palm trees in Ireland.. Whatever climate...the damn things don't grow in Germany.

TheresMyFriend Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 2565	Fri 03/20/09 05:25 PM
I used to have a German Shepard, but was made here in the USA...go figure!

BertDCaveman Joined Fri 01/18/08 Posts: 1651	Fri 03/20/09 05:26 PM
Don't forget perfecting BEER

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 03/20/09 05:28 PM
Don't forget about Ethnic Cleansing!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Fri 03/20/09 05:32 PM
Don't forget about Ethnic Cleansing! It was actually started in the Middle East thousands of years ago. The Germans only perfected it.

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Fri 03/20/09 05:37 PM
Don't forget about Ethnic Cleansing! Uhm...ok...yeah...ahem...and come to think of it...seems like most things I've listed here are things that have killed people in the past. Maybe we ARE evil after all. scratches head A friend of mine once told me "I love you to death but I don't trust Germans as far as I can throw them". Maybe he was right. Sooooo...with that being said, let's list some more cheerful things the Germans invented: Beer Bratwurst (or any other kind of wurst for that matter) Black Forest Cake Pretzels Gingerbread Mustard Sauerkraut Schnitzel Marzipan

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 03/20/09 05:57 PM
One thing Germany didnt invent.. Hitler

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Fri 03/20/09 06:02 PM
groan Go take a nap, Dan....

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 03/20/09 06:05 PM
Lol! Sorry. Though you should be proud he wasnt German! I'll try be nice from now! I actually like Germany a lot(well Berlin anyway, thats the only place ive been). But bashing Germans is a favourite pastime of the Brits!

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Fri 03/20/09 06:22 PM
Oh, and we love returning the favor. At least I do.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 03/20/09 06:29 PM
Are we talking about Germans or Fellatio here?

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Fri 03/20/09 06:31 PM
How would you be able to return the favor? Do I look like I have a penis???

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 03/20/09 06:33 PM
Want me to answer that? Is fellatio just for men?! i didnt know that, im obviously no cunning linguist.

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Fri 03/20/09 06:34 PM
No...don't answer that. And yes...fellatio requires a penis.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 03/20/09 06:38 PM
You learn something new every day!

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Fri 03/20/09 06:46 PM
From a German no less!

Blaze1978 Joined Tue 03/25/08 Posts: 1281	Fri 03/20/09 06:47 PM
Unless I am mistaken, add chocolate to that list. You are mistaken. I can't take credit for that. The Mayans and Aztecs invented chocolate. The Germans and Swiss merely perfected it. I meant in Europe. Germans didn't start chocolate??? Aw, you just pulled the red carpet out from under me and destroyed the one reason I was proud to be of German decsent. The world I grew up in.....IS GONE...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 03/20/09 06:47 PM
I know! I can hardly believe it!

fullmoonfairy Joined Mon 02/23/09 Posts: 1788	Fri 03/20/09 06:52 PM
The world I grew up in.....IS GONE... Speaking of which...the Germans didn't invent Santa Claus either. Or did they?

Dancere Joined Sun 04/06/08 Posts: 14561	Fri 03/20/09 06:59 PM
I lived in Plön, Northeastern Germany. 'Twas the wife of the last kaiser's favorite place on earth. Lovely lake that freezes in winter, and a coffee shop opens up only then, that you walk across to. Very mystical. Spent a wonderful Xmas day there. Best hot chocolate and cake ever! Berlin is the kewlest town, and Bavaria is the nicest area. Nice lifestyle ... Still, best chocolate is in Belgium, Holland and Austria, truth be told!