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Got any?
I need some quick, funny one-liners. I need them for my best man speech, but you can contribute any even if they wouldnt be suitable for that. Here are a few which im considering using.. - He has got the face of a saint. A Saint Bernard. - Thats what they mean when they use the phrase 'dark and handsome' about him. When its dark, he's handsome. - He loves nature, despite what it did to him - I have seen more life in a down and outs vest |
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Seen more personality in speed bump ran over by a Ford Pinto with no engine.
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- Yo' mama's like a bus... people be gittin' on and offa her all day!
- Yo' mama's so fat... everytime she wears orange, she looks like a cheeseburger! |
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I'll bet you can really roll with things....and I'll bet the rectal cranial inversion helps.
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 If I wanted to hear from an A$$hole, I'd fart!!!
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You should invest in a headband to keep the foreskin out of your eyes.
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You should invest in a headband to keep the foreskin out of your eyes. LOL thats funny right there!! |
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Edited by
LordCole
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Thu 04/30/09 07:00 PM
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To any thing he says to you say back:
Nuh uh... Your a doody head! |
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I-I-II-I...I-II-I'M T-TOO DUMB TOO DOO THIS......
      
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Well, well, all dressed up and no face to go!
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You should invest in a headband to keep the foreskin out of your eyes. VERRY FUNNY!!! 
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Good stuff, keep 'em coming folks!
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You should invest in a headband to keep the foreskin out of your eyes. VERRY FUNNY!!!
Suddenly lost my desire to insult... HEYA BRO!
Thanks MMGiggle! 
 
 Now back to our regularly scheduled Scathery
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you look like your face caught on fire and someone put it out with a wet chain
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once someone who actually had a beard and a mustache annoyed me so much that I said
"I bet your face bleeds every month" another time an employee who was consistently late to report to work in reply to his good morning I said "Too early for tomorrow" in another occasion to a heckler with a large nose while I was on stage I said " Do you have a twin brother? cause you pair will make a nice pick axe side by side" I think that is enough for now 
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can i pull your teeth out? your face will look softer....
hey beach! doin ok? i know ya miss cali....i miss it and i don't live there, lol.
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I picked up that book that you wanted me to get for you, you know the "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask" book?
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well, there's always this............dammit! you stupid sh!t!!!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!! AND COVERING IT UP!!!! DO YOU THINK I WAS BORN NEXT MONTH??!!!???!!!
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and one from the master
Thou sham'st the music of sweet news By playing it to me with so sour a face. W.S. |
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So what's your problem ... besides your face?
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