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OK People...
We hear about it all the time, get requests to do it, do it without request but now is a tale of the tape. But now we need to stack them up and see which one rises to the top as the best Perv one Liner. An old classic like this one is well known, "If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?" So how about some of the classic Perv one Liners some of you have been exposed to or exposed others to? Don't be shy! |
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I have two pistols...one for each of ya.....I know off topic...love me some doc holiday....darn val kilmer looked good in that movie...
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"your pants are like a mirror,i can see myself in'em"
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Hey baby, do you sleep on your stomach? No? You can sleep on mine!
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"are you moving across the world?you'd have to be if you're packing that much ass!"
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My all time favorite. Back in my " don't give a rat's ass " days, and well before everything a guy started to say became " creepy "...
Hanging out in a bar with my brother, see a good looking woman, stroll up to her and quietly say.... " Excuse me. Would it bother you much if I started stalking you?? " Ya found out really quickly if she had a sense of humor or not. LOL |
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when I was young and foolish and had little thoughts about respect?...
walk up to a woman and just tell her I don't want any long term arrangements, I just want to f#ck you tonight... |
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"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong"
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This one from one gay guy to the other...
"Hey hot stuff, can I push in your stool?" |
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"You must be wearing Space Pants, because your ass is out of this world!"
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"You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong" 
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This one from one gay guy to the other... "Hey hot stuff, can I push in your stool?" 
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This one from one gay guy to the other... "Hey hot stuff, can I push in your stool?" Ahhhooow! ha! good one!! 
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I stuck it in you?
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Nice shoes Wanna f*&K |
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Nice shoes Wanna f*&K Hey welcome to the mad house brother... Pull up a chair and first rounds on me... 
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Wanna go get some pizza and a f*ck, or don't you like pizza?
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Is that top your wearing felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
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