Call me crazy, but if there were a list of things I'd love to do before I die, this would be it!. (This is assuming i"m invinincible and immortal for a day peoples)

1. Eat lava
2. Eat a cloud wh ile sky diving
3. sky dive while trying to weave my parachute before I hit the ground.
4. Wrestle a gorrilla with a bomb strapped to his back, whil swimming in liquified secret agents surrounded by piranhas and crocodiles.
5. Slap the sh*t out of Lou Ferrigno
6. Run naked into a kkk meeting.
7. poor acid on my burrito, then munch.
8. Jump onto a moving train...from another moving train.
9. Race a penny to the floor from the top of the tallest building.
10. Swim into the mouth of a whale. And eat lunch there.

ok, your crazy

Dude...sounds like you've eaten one too many acid burritos as it is...but I bet the colors were awesome!

yeah its called a bucket list.

I take offense to #5!

signed , Mrs. Ferrigno...

Dang, that's something.

I sure hope this provided some laughs

Phillip, that would be "you're crazy" lol, hey bro! nice to see you.

As for the op....Eating lava might burn a little...

Some famous skydivers last words include...

"oh sh*t"

"WTH"

and the ever popular "omfg" forgive me!

You can do whatever you set your mind to!