Topic: Cow Vs Sheep | |
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A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b1tch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." |
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Hey, you stole my joke!
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Oh no. I'm makin a phone call
My freinds gonna I ![]() |
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Hey, you stole my joke! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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That is so not nice.
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i guess he pulled the wool over eyes
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i guess he pulled the wool over eyes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b1tch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." ![]() |
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hey i actually knew a guy that got busted teaching his GRANDCHILDREN how to hump a goat
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hey i actually knew a guy that got busted teaching his GRANDCHILDREN how to hump a goat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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oh, how funny!!!
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