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| Topic: NH Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry | |
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New Hampshire Passes Law Forcing Old People To Watch Gays Marry June 17, 2009 | Issue 45•27 06.13.01 CONCORD, NH—Less than two weeks after legalizing gay marriage in the state, New Hampshire legislators enacted a new law Tuesday making it mandatory for persons over the age of 60 to attend three same-sex weddings every year for the rest of their lives. "Beginning July 1, all senior citizens must publicly condone gay unions by RSVPing to the rainbow-colored invitation, putting on nice church clothes, and spending an afternoon celebrating the wedded bliss of two men or two women who like to have sex with each other," bill H.B. 437 read in part. "Any grandparent who refuses to weep joyously when the grooms kiss may be subject to harsh penalties." Gay marriage advocates are already protesting the new statute, which they say unlawfully forces homosexuals to have gross old people at their weddings http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/new_hampshire_passes_law |
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Edited by
misstina2
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Sat 06/20/09 06:43 PM
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Puhhhleeease tell me this is a joke
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oh, how i love the onion...
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Yea right
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that'll teach those heteros to get old
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I don't think it is such a bad idea. Maybe more people would come away fromit with a little more sympathy for gays.
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they should make the gays watch people over 60 having sex three times a year
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they should make the gays watch people over 60 having sex three times a year They should make everyone under 18 watch people over 60 having sex three times a year. That would fix underage sex! |
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my eyes! my eyes!! ...and this has to be the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard!!
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 That would be so funny to make the bigots do if it were true
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Ok let's see I am old (59) at least that's old to young people, and I am gay... I got news for everyone having sex. You all look pretty damn funny.
Though truthfully I don't really get the purpose of the piece. Not all old people have a problem with gays. |
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