I don't know how many of you shop at Wamart, but this may be useful to
know.

I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This
happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back
seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of
them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

O_o I think I want to PUKE! barf

can we say "sucker"?

not sucker, he wants it to happen, lol

Hey, this isn't true you guys! Its just a JOKE! Hey, I AM posting this
stuff in the joke area, right?

heard before...

which costco was this? i want to see if they'll take my wallet.

I think you better start investing in some more wallets. Good thing you
were at a Wal-Mart eh!

and where is your brain while all of this is happening?

thank god is a joke othert wise i'll say, what an idiot

hey, as long as the wallet is empty, go for it, lol!

So thats how I can get a date....

i thought it was funny