Topic: Tool man
Differentkindofwench's photo
Tue 06/23/09 09:53 AM
Edited by Differentkindofwench on Tue 06/23/09 10:08 AM
Toolman

Innovation station,
Yeah, that’s how I roll.
Don’t have what ya need,
Im-pro-vis-a-tion -- creative seed.

Crushed ice - no blender,
No hammer - no PROBLEM!
Gotta zip lock bag and what do I spy?
A cowboy boot!----It worked ‘cause I tried.

Staples in a picnic table -
No sweat, thin handle of a spoon
With just the right tork.
No spoon, use a knife or a fork!

“Ohhh Honey,
Well why didn’t ya ask,
I’m a man, I have tools
And come prepared!”

Looked up at the voice
With an analytical stare.
Ooooo, a blessed man
With tools prepared.

Well, bully for you!
I’m a woman, son,
I'm innovative and learned to make do.

no photo
Tue 06/23/09 09:58 AM
flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Tue 06/23/09 10:09 AM
flowerforyou bigsmile flowerforyou

IdAppreciate's photo
Tue 06/23/09 10:25 AM
That's right!
You go girl!!!!!:thumbsup:

Differentkindofwench's photo
Tue 06/23/09 12:01 PM
Hello, IdApp., nice to meet you.

Thanks ladies, weird how old memories pop into your head and still make ya laugh.

MzEm's photo
Tue 06/23/09 12:04 PM

Toolman

Innovation station,
Yeah, that’s how I roll.
Don’t have what ya need,
Im-pro-vis-a-tion -- creative seed.

Crushed ice - no blender,
No hammer - no PROBLEM!
Gotta zip lock bag and what do I spy?
A cowboy boot!----It worked ‘cause I tried.

Staples in a picnic table -
No sweat, thin handle of a spoon
With just the right tork.
No spoon, use a knife or a fork!

“Ohhh Honey,
Well why didn’t ya ask,
I’m a man, I have tools
And come prepared!”

Looked up at the voice
With an analytical stare.
Ooooo, a blessed man
With tools prepared.

Well, bully for you!
I’m a woman, son,
I'm innovative and learned to make do.


Indeed we are the innovators of anything becoming a tool! Heel/ hammer same thing...LOL

RCraigVaught's photo
Tue 06/23/09 03:11 PM
Show your independence gurly... You don't need us for anything...
Want maybe, need not at all...
really good stuff

no photo
Tue 06/23/09 05:45 PM
Made me laugh as I am in the process of renovating-and do I always have a proper tool-of course not!!!flowerforyou flowerforyou

Noden's photo
Tue 06/23/09 09:58 PM
Edited by Noden on Tue 06/23/09 09:58 PM
Diff, diff, diff, different...
how's you be my girl?

Unusually nice as always, you're an exceptional woman you know that!!!
flowerforyou laugh :banana: tongue2 waving winking

Differentkindofwench's photo
Wed 06/24/09 11:31 AM
Thanks, RCraig and Pk, hope the ren-o goes quickly with more fun than stress.

Noden, I'm good, SOS and a whole lot'a laughter - the usual. You've been busy with life, yes?

Noden's photo
Thu 06/25/09 08:52 AM

Thanks, RCraig and Pk, hope the ren-o goes quickly with more fun than stress.

Noden, I'm good, SOS and a whole lot'a laughter - the usual. You've been busy with life, yes?


Yes "Read all about it in wishing well" forum bout yesterday...

starts with" Noden.....go see!!! teeeheee:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: bigsmile

Differentkindofwench's photo
Thu 06/25/09 10:25 AM


Thanks, RCraig and Pk, hope the ren-o goes quickly with more fun than stress.

Noden, I'm good, SOS and a whole lot'a laughter - the usual. You've been busy with life, yes?


Yes "Read all about it in wishing well" forum bout yesterday...

starts with" Noden.....go see!!! teeeheee:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: bigsmile
Whoa, I'm sooooo outta the loop here. I know you were thinking about going back to school, but details W'oMAN DETAILS!!!!frustrated frustrated can't :banana: till I know what song to play????????????????????flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers

LAMom's photo
Fri 06/26/09 09:29 AM

Toolman

Innovation station,
Yeah, that’s how I roll.
Don’t have what ya need,
Im-pro-vis-a-tion -- creative seed.

Crushed ice - no blender,
No hammer - no PROBLEM!
Gotta zip lock bag and what do I spy?
A cowboy boot!----It worked ‘cause I tried.

Staples in a picnic table -
No sweat, thin handle of a spoon
With just the right tork.
No spoon, use a knife or a fork!

“Ohhh Honey,
Well why didn’t ya ask,
I’m a man, I have tools
And come prepared!”

Looked up at the voice
With an analytical stare.
Ooooo, a blessed man
With tools prepared.

Well, bully for you!
I’m a woman, son,
I'm innovative and learned to make do.




bigsmile :heart:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wo'Mannnnnnnnnnnnnn I got Power tools
Next time you need some-thinnnnggggggggggggg crushed,,

Calllllllllllllllllll Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :banana:



brwnkimba's photo
Fri 06/26/09 09:37 AM
Love It:heart:

Differentkindofwench's photo
Fri 06/26/09 03:04 PM
laugh laugh laugh At least we know it won't be human, I can crush most verbally rofl rofl

Differentkindofwench's photo
Fri 06/26/09 03:05 PM
flowerforyou Thanks, Kimba. Ya know, that picture of MJ almost looks like Johnny Depp's Willie Wonka!

brwnkimba's photo
Fri 06/26/09 11:04 PM

flowerforyou Thanks, Kimba. Ya know, that picture of MJ almost looks like Johnny Depp's Willie Wonka!


laugh :heart: