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just got my 1st michael jackson joke and i can't say it here coz i'll get in trouble - AGAIN!
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WELCOME BACK!!!! 
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thanks man
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ffs another 6 jokes
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can you post a link to these jokes? I'm pretty sure that's safe |
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they are on my phone, can email u them if u want?
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he`s on every damn chanel fife
thank god for jeremy kyle
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he`s on every damn chanel fife thank god for jeremy kyle yeah would have thought jeremy would be worth watchin?!
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uummmmmm no.
damn rain, i hate days off, did u hear uri gella sayin how he once hypnotised mj and "sneakily" asked him if he`d ever touched a kidy
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ok i've got 12 jokes so i'm gonna go with my fav so far!
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack in hospital are incorrect. He was actually found in the childrens ward having a stroke. |
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uummmmmm no. damn rain, i hate days off, did u hear uri gella sayin how he once hypnotised mj and "sneakily" asked him if he`d ever touched a kidy nope noticed it was rainin down your way, it's sunny and very hot here 
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ooooooo im betting you cant get 6 on before your deleted
uri`s words where "i trained in hypnotheripy before my spoon bending carea took off" i nearly wet my self
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what time do they go to bed at neverland
when the big hand touches the little hand |
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only 3 posts per hour, damn just have to put them all here then!
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macdonalds are to bring out a new burger in memory of michael jackson, called the macjackson burger.
it's a 50 yr old piece of meat shoved between two 8 yr old buns. |
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you my friend are about to be in the sh1t me thinks
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jacko will now be melted down and made into plastic party cups so kids can keep licking his rim for a long time further.
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michael jackson is dead, apparently they could have saved him but it took ages to fill out the admissions card - they couldn't decide if he was black or white!
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