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Topic: Man, i am tired
Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/02/09 07:29 PM
I just threatened a bug that if it didnt leave immediately i would call the police. I know that sounds weird, but its true.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 07/02/09 07:31 PM
dan, pass the bong please

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 07/02/09 07:32 PM
Yeah. That sort of stuff happens a lot in Ol' Blighty, doesn't it! And you DO know that pregnant women can STILL use an Bobby's police hat to wee in, right?

Audie Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 1898	Thu 07/02/09 07:34 PM
The police won't help, just have some fun and dance on them

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/02/09 07:34 PM
dan, pass the bong please I am completely sober! You pass ME the bong!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/02/09 07:36 PM
Yeah. That sort of stuff happens a lot in Ol' Blighty, doesn't it! And you DO know that pregnant women can STILL use an Bobby's police hat to wee in, right? Im not sure, does it? I have never seen anyone do that before! And i have never seen a pregnant lady pee in a coppers helmet either! If i ever get Lisa up the duff im gonna make her do that.

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Thu 07/02/09 07:36 PM
I just called the cops McDonalds didn't give me the kechup i asked for I'm so mad I just threw my fries away I asked for kechup I hope they learn their lesson

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/02/09 07:37 PM
The police won't help, just have some fun and dance on them I cant, the bug was about 150 miles away or so.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 07/02/09 07:37 PM
I just called the cops McDonalds didn't give me the kechup i asked for I'm so mad I just threw my fries away I asked for kechup I hope they learn their lesson Yeh, thay beter straiten this out!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/02/09 07:38 PM
I just called the cops McDonalds didn't give me the kechup i asked for I'm so mad I just threw my fries away I asked for kechup I hope they learn their lesson I am calling the cops on you for overusing emoticons!!

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 07/02/09 07:38 PM
Yeah. That sort of stuff happens a lot in Ol' Blighty, doesn't it! And you DO know that pregnant women can STILL use an Bobby's police hat to wee in, right? Im not sure, does it? I have never seen anyone do that before! And i have never seen a pregnant lady pee in a coppers helmet either! If i ever get Lisa up the duff im gonna make her do that. Just make sure she takes a wee in the bobby's cap and nowhere else. You wouldn't want her to just start whizzin' on the Rozzers, as that wouldn't be too good.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/02/09 07:39 PM
Yeah. That sort of stuff happens a lot in Ol' Blighty, doesn't it! And you DO know that pregnant women can STILL use an Bobby's police hat to wee in, right? Im not sure, does it? I have never seen anyone do that before! And i have never seen a pregnant lady pee in a coppers helmet either! If i ever get Lisa up the duff im gonna make her do that. Just make sure she takes a wee in the bobby's cap and nowhere else. You wouldn't want her to just start whizzin' on the Rozzers, as that wouldn't be too good. Can i keep a bottle of her pee on me and just pour it in there?

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Thu 07/02/09 07:42 PM
sorry to get technical but what kind of bug was it yes a copper has to let pregnant women pee in their helmet if asked

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/02/09 07:46 PM
sorry to get technical but what kind of bug was it yes a copper has to let pregnant women pee in their helmet if asked Haha! Im not sure actually, i think it was a spider. It was on a lense of a camera, and it looked like a person for a second, so i shouted at it. I had almost finished dialing the police before i realised i was just being a nob.

lonetar25 Joined Mon 05/18/09 Posts: 3531	Thu 07/02/09 07:55 PM


MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Thu 07/02/09 07:55 PM Edited by MelodyGirl on Thu 07/02/09 07:57 PM
Oh PLEASE continue with the British lingo. I love hearing the terms you use! Does 'in the duff' mean get a girl pregnant?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/02/09 07:56 PM
Oh PLEASE continue with the British lingo. I love hearing the terms you use! Does 'in the duff' mean get a girl pregnant? UP the duff you cloth-eared bint! And yes it does mean that.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 07/02/09 07:57 PM
Bugger off you utter pillock!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Thu 07/02/09 08:01 PM
Bugger off you utter pillock! You bloody septics think you are the billy bollocks, but you just sound like a bunch of nonces when you try to talk proper like we do.

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Thu 07/02/09 08:01 PM
Oh PLEASE continue with the British lingo. I love hearing the terms you use! Does 'in the duff' mean get a girl pregnant? UP the duff you cloth-eared bint! And yes it does mean that. I am honored! You called me a deaf woman! I saw other uses for 'bint' but I'll take the less abrasive definition!