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Edited by
NYer_in_Texas
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Fri 07/03/09 11:32 PM
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The cornier the better.
My two are: "Baby, did you fart? Cause you just blew me away." "If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Year's, could I meet you between the holidays?" That first one actually got me a date with my ex. I should have known it wouldn't last. 
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Edited by
patsfan64
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Fri 07/03/09 11:39 PM
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I've always wanted to try walking into a very classy restaurant and walking up to the hostess and ask, "Do you take orders to go?" and when she says yes, I tell her good, go get your coat!
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The cornier the better. My two are: "Baby, did you fart? Cause you just blew me away." "If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Year's, could I meet you between the holidays?" That first one actually got me a date with my ex. I should have known it wouldn't last. 
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The cornier the better. My two are: "Baby, did you fart? Cause you just blew me away." "If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Year's, could I meet you between the holidays?" That first one actually got me a date with my ex. I should have known it wouldn't last. i like the second one. cute 
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Edited by
Jtevans
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Sat 07/04/09 12:12 AM
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"can i buy you a drink or would you just prefer the money?"
"damn girl,you're so hot you could melt a flame!" "if you don't wanna have kids with me,can we atleast practice?" "girl you must be traveling around the world if you're packing that much @$$!" i'll have more,just give me a few... |
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"can i buy you a drink or would you just prefer the money?" "damn girl,you're so hot you could melt a flame!" "if you don't wanna have kids with me,can we atleast practice?" "girl you must be traveling around the world if you're packing that much @$$!" i'll have more,just give me a few... the last one is priceless, never heard that before.
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hey babe.. i've seen enough.. wanna get outta here! my buddy used this one night and got slapped! it was 3 minutes into the bar scene as a dare lol.
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hey babe.. i've seen enough.. wanna get outta here! my buddy used this one night and got slapped! it was 3 minutes into the bar scene as a dare lol. he should have passed on that one. |
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HEY DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLORIFORM
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HEY DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLORIFORM 
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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a Frenchman's kitchen? Linoleum blown-a-part
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it was a joke relax
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do you have any bandaids because i just skinned my knees falling for you
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it was a joke relax i'm quite relaxed, can't you tell? 
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how about this one; you have great legs
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how about this one; you have great legs that'll work. and thanks 
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hey babe.. i've seen enough.. wanna get outta here! my buddy used this one night and got slapped! it was 3 minutes into the bar scene as a dare lol. he should of grabbed his phone and pretended like he was calling the police and said now ya did it that was assault and seen what happened |
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those are nice jeans, do you think i could talk you outta them?
if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? you: did that hurt? her: what? you: when you fell down from heaven |
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