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 Okay I figured Lisa deserves a fair shake too. What jobs should DAN be doing?
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Bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan And never ever forget...oh never mind that one. |
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Edited by
Pink_lady
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Fri 07/31/09 02:12 PM
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I dont just want bacon!! i want the whole dam fry up!!
Bacon, eggs, sausages, black pudding, hash browns and beans!! And i want it in bed, with a nice cup of tea! 
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I got one:
He can buy his OWN set of pink luggage! |
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he must wash and condition her hair
2 hour back rubs daily clean up any dog poop if that applies a minimum of 12 orgasms per week |
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He can also be the dish washer, cos i hate that!!
Oh, and i think he should also clean the toilet :) |
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This is just so unfair!
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Edited by
auburngirl
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Fri 07/31/09 02:15 PM
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he must wash and condition her hair 2 hour back rubs daily clean up any dog poop if that applies a minimum of 12 orgasms per week And don't forget rub her feet at the end of a long day! |
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He can also be the dish washer, cos i hate that!! Oh, and i think he should also clean the toilet :) With his toothbrush. Oh, I forgot....he's from England. 
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Don't forget the pedicure and manicures.
What is black pudding? |
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he must wash and condition her hair 2 hour back rubs daily clean up any dog poop if that applies a minimum of 12 orgasms per week And don't forget rub her feet at the end of a long day! Make that an all over body massage, and change 12 - 15! |
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Edited by
Dan99
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Fri 07/31/09 02:16 PM
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He can also be the dish washer, cos i hate that!! Oh, and i think he should also clean the toilet :) With his toothbrush. Oh, I forgot....he's from England. Dont make me kick your arse in front of your girlfriend, Keith. |
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Don't forget the pedicure and manicures. What is black pudding?  its a blood sausage lol! |
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He can also be the dish washer, cos i hate that!! Oh, and i think he should also clean the toilet :) With his toothbrush. Oh, I forgot....he's from England. Dont make me kick your arse in front of your girlfriend, Keith. No worries, Dan. I know you ain't that talented, anyway. 
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also the mopping and polishing of the floors
dusting the antiques and cleaning of the mirror's |
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he must wash and condition her hair 2 hour back rubs daily clean up any dog poop if that applies a minimum of 12 orgasms per week And don't forget rub her feet at the end of a long day! Make that an all over body massage, and change 12 - 15! Sod it, change the 15 to 25, i dont mind that one! |
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he must wash and condition her hair 2 hour back rubs daily clean up any dog poop if that applies a minimum of 12 orgasms per week And don't forget rub her feet at the end of a long day! Make that an all over body massage, and change 12 - 15! Sod it, change the 15 to 25, i dont mind that one! Haha! aint i a lucky gal!! |
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He Must hold her hair back when she's sick and clean up after.
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Anyhoo, back to jobs for Dan....i think he should be the toilet unblocker...
seein as its usually him that blocks them!
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