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Edited by
Pink_lady
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Wed 08/19/09 10:50 AM
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....Brian remembered he had an appt with the dentist. He was afraid the dentist would notice the smell of p**sy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and on top of that, a bottle of listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he ate a packet of extra strong mints. His turn came up and the dentist told him to take a seat.
Feeling relaxed and confident, he opened his mouth wide. The dentist said "did u have a 69 before u came here?" Brian says, "how the fook did u know that? does my mouth smell of p**sy?" The dentist replies "No, u have a skid mark on ur head"! 
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lol
Nice!
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Haha
I know that joke, my version goes 'have i got a pubic hair in my teeth?'....'no you have got a lump of s**t on your nose'.. |
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Is that a guy joke or am i just to old??? funny as he-- though--Just made my day and i'm off to do life things now>>>> thank you
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Urghh!!
A nun went to the doctors cos she was feeling sick.He told her she was pregnant. She was totally dumfounded due to the shock of the news. The next day, she stormed into the monestry where the monks lived, and shouted "Right!, which 1 of u dirty bas**rds been wanking over the candles"! |
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Now i havent heard that one before! Thats a good one. haha
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 Totally bad!
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....Brian remembered he had an appt with the dentist. He was afraid the dentist would notice the smell of p**sy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and on top of that, a bottle of listerine. As he arrived at the dentist he ate a packet of extra strong mints. His turn came up and the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling relaxed and confident, he opened his mouth wide. The dentist said "did u have a 69 before u came here?" Brian says, "how the fook did u know that? does my mouth smell of p**sy?" The dentist replies "No, u have a skid mark on ur head"!
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