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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? at least then she could have a good laugh at his expense if he did 
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do?   
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I always get creepy letters...telling me what they wanna do to me
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I always get creepy letters...telling me what they wanna do to me
ask them if you can slice off their junk with a small rusty blade and feed it to your hungry pit bull and see what they say then. 
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I always get creepy letters...telling me what they wanna do to me
ask them if you can slice off their junk with a small rusty blade and feed it to your hungry pit bull and see what they say then.
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? Go figure. Woman! Never happy.............. 
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? Go figure. Woman! Never happy..............
Can't live wit em, can't send em form letters or pictures of your junk, how's a guy supposed to get hooked up around here anyway? |
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? Go figure. Woman! Never happy..............
Can't live wit em, can't send em form letters or pictures of your junk, how's a guy supposed to get hooked up around here anyway? You could always try the "I'm bored" approach. |
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? Go figure. Woman! Never happy..............
Can't live wit em, can't send em form letters or pictures of your junk, how's a guy supposed to get hooked up around here anyway? You could always try the "I'm bored" approach. I also hear the "nice guy who hates women" approach works well. |
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? Go figure. Woman! Never happy..............
Can't live wit em, can't send em form letters or pictures of your junk, how's a guy supposed to get hooked up around here anyway? It seems to be pretty popular to post pictures of various animals. I don't know exactly what that says about the clientele however....
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? Go figure. Woman! Never happy..............
Can't live wit em, can't send em form letters or pictures of your junk, how's a guy supposed to get hooked up around here anyway? It seems to be pretty popular to post pictures of various animals. I don't know exactly what that says about the clientele however....
I've been called an animal once or twice, but I was a lot younger then. |
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? Go figure. Woman! Never happy..............
Can't live wit em, can't send em form letters or pictures of your junk, how's a guy supposed to get hooked up around here anyway? It seems to be pretty popular to post pictures of various animals. I don't know exactly what that says about the clientele however....
I've been called an animal once or twice, but I was a lot younger then. Yeah. I've been called a jackass a few times myself......
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"Hi, how are you? I find you interesting. Holler back at me." No, no, NO! It was a 9 paragraph diatribe quoting crap from The Kama Sutra, Shakespeare, & I think something from The Lil Engine That Could...! Then proceeds to give me ALL his contact info...& signing it with a flourish: I love you, my Princess...I am waiting for your reply...UGH! But I DO love you my widdwe pwincess.. *turns head sideways* *crosses eyes* And da widdwe PWIN-CESSSS!!! and da boo boo boo. and da boooo! BOO!
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? Go figure. Woman! Never happy..............
Can't live wit em, can't send em form letters or pictures of your junk, how's a guy supposed to get hooked up around here anyway? Yes, but Sweetheart...you sent me a pic of your junk & it was nuthin' but an old "rusty trombone"... 
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Would you rather he just send you a photo of his junk like normal people do? Go figure. Woman! Never happy..............
Can't live wit em, can't send em form letters or pictures of your junk, how's a guy supposed to get hooked up around here anyway? Yes, but Sweetheart...you sent me a pic of your junk & it was nuthin' but an old "rusty trombone"...
It's a saxaphone, you just weren't working it right. |
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Crap! Now I gotta learn to work the saxaphone & drink scotch whiskey all night long?
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Sup
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Crap! Now I gotta learn to work the saxaphone & drink scotch whiskey all night long? And change your name to Dexter. |
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Sup per |
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